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Moonbat Monday: Louduous Racerium Baitidae (Race Baiters) July 27, 2009

racecardDuring the calmer days of my life, I return to my hobby of moonbat watching.  So far I have identified more than 150 new species that have cropped up since President Barack Obama’s inauguration. Often when you see a moonbat, it will just fly by without anyone noticing. The Obamabutticusphileas moonbat is one that comes to mind.  Locally abundant and prolific, they are literally everywhere.  But most moonbats are effective at letting everyone know of their presence, even if it means holding their breath until they start to turn blue…or should I say black?

There are many justifications in the list of debts this country owes to the African American community.  After all, the country especially the South was built on the sweat and free labor from slaves. There was a time when African Americans lived in fear of whites. Lynchings, segregation, and church bombings are all unfortunate memories that contribute to the phenomenon of collective trauma faced by African Americans today.

peanuts_afro-panelsfinalIn terms of generations,  the 1970’s usually serves as the demarcation line between blacks who experienced the tumultuous days of the civil rights movement and those like me who only experienced them through second hand passed down stories. Some stories are poignantly uttered from the lips of grandmother who was told to eat her meal in the alley behind a restaurant.  Other stories are diluted with whitewash in high school textbooks.

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When my grandmother spoke of racism, the America we both knew and loved seemed like two quite different countries.  My life is a testament to this duality. I was never a housekeeper,  I was called a nigger only once compared to her numerous times, I sat anywhere I wanted to on the bus and ate my cheeseburgers at the Woolworths luncheonette counter.   I completed college and post graduate degrees. I enjoyed friendships with blacks, Hispanics, whites and Asians. I have dated interracially without any major incident.  Speaking for myself, I am thankful that I was fortunate enough to be born during a time when real progress was being made in America concerning unity and equality for all ethnicities, genders.  I always knew that I would live to see an African American President of the United States of America. However in the summer of 2009, racism is too much with us.

This brings me to a particular type of individual that I have decided to elevate to moonbat status. Louduous RaceriumBaitidae (Order: liberalis, Family: Obamabutticus). In layman’s terms: Race Baiters.   Of the following which is a race baiter?

  1. A black woman is called into her supervisor’s office. The supervisor explains to her that she is being placed on probation due to her frequent tardiness. She counters by citing racial discrimination due the differences in commuting times between herself, fellow minority colleagues and those who white who live closer to the workplace. The company is in a predominantly white neighborhood and all of the minority workers live far away.
  2. A single Latina mother receives her son’s report card. He has received a failing grade in English. The mother immediately confronts her son’s English teacher, who is African American  and calls him a racist who has no consideration for her son’s difficulty learning a new language.
  3. A group of white undergraduate students write a complaint to the university president.  They have found that the Asian students receive all A’s in all subjects. While the Asian students excel in science and mathematics courses, their skills in the humanities and social sciences is average. The group accuses the faculty of inflating the grades of the Asian students due to a false perception that Asians are smarter and better students than Americans.

niggaplease1The louduous racerium baitidae species of moonbat mainly inhabits the Democratic Party. They can be recognized by their ability to find racism and prejudice in every possible situation. This extends to not supporting political candidates that are of color. If you do not support the policies and administration of President  Barack Obama, louduous racerium baitidae will call you a racist. If you utter Barack Obama’s middle name “Hussein”, louduous racerium baitidae will call you a racist.  If you are not in favor of affirmative action, louduous racerium baitidae will call you a racist.  In the paranoid eyes of this moonbat, everyone who fails to fondle and pander to minorities, is a racist- even if you yourself are a minority.    During the 2008 Democratic primaries, PUMA’s were called racists by louduous racerium baitidae moonbats because they supported Hillary Rodham Clinton. Despite Barack Obama being named the official presidential nominee of the DNC, many PUMAs refused to support him in the presidential election.  Some PUMAs such as myself, voted for the GOP nominee Senator John McCain (R- Arizona), others voted for Green Party nominee, Cyhthia Mckinney, while many did not vote at all in protest of the treatment of women during the primaries.  Most PUMAs are women which qualifies us as minorities under the equal protection clause of the constitution. But guess what? According to louduous racerium baitidae we are all racists.

ASharptonThere is a false perception that most if not all members of the louduous racerium baitidae moonbat species are minorities . This is simply not true.  While Caucasian members of louduous racerium baitidae tend to be diminutive when compared to those who are minorities such as the Rev. Al Sharpton (liberalis sharp-tongues racium bacteria) , there are some who are the exception to the perception. Take for instance Janeane Garofolo who is Caucasian and of the liberalis vulgarus variety. In April of 2009, Ms. Garofolo accused anyone who attended organized anti –taxation, and anti-stimulus “tea parties” of being racist homophobes.  Journalists Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow of MSNBC are also two Caucasians of the louduous racerium baitidae moonbat species which come to mind.

The shrieking of race baiters can normally be heard during signs of BarackObama’s dwindling approval ratings, as experienced with his recent public verbal run in with the Cambridge Police Department over an incident which did not directly involve our president.

The louduous racerium baitidae moonbat must be stopped because it feeds off residual memories from past racial trauma. This moonbat is moving all to buoyantly throughout society while failing to see the consequences of falsely accusing people of being racist.  Mostly running on nervous liberal energy and fear of losing an argument, trumped up charges of prejudice is the court of last resort for louduous racerium baitidae. Very sad indeed in light of the election of an African American president and our being blessed with a “post-racial” society.

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Let’s work together to control this pesky moonbat. Speak out when you see someone being unjustly accused of racism. This “boy who cried racism” meme only turns back the clock and excerbates any credible racial tensions which reside in America today.

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Moonbat Monday Returns: Acornisa Megafraudis or ACORN June 29, 2009

ACORN_treeThe history of moonbats is closely tied to the evolution of liberals. Three million years ago, conservatives found that liberals were fast in multiplying, even in areaswhere most of them did not exist. It was also quite astonishing that once liberals made their transition into the “afterlife”, they were still remarkably able to cast their votes in elections. Conservatives agreed that something remarkable was behind this prolific reproductive system of the liberals during election time.  This was a new type of moonbat, something that indisputably could not be from the animal moonbat kingdom but the plant kingdom because it was as if they were growing on trees. Heavy winds would blow them into the strangest places like mountains, volcanoes, and even  Pancake, Texas.

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Common Reference Text of acornisa megafraudis

Once research was completed, there was a unanimous decision that a new species of moonbat had been discovered:  acornisa megafraudis.

Acornisa megafraudis reproduction depends  upon a liberal ecosytem, fraud and climatic conditions that favored media bias. Though the period of germination is relatively short – only during election periods- thus the seeds must be sewn through the ignorance and zeal of youth, especially those on spring break.

Acornisa megafraudis also possesses a tough outer shell that cannot be penetrated by investigation or law enforcement.

Wall Street Journal

June 29, 2009

Acorn Role in Census Challenged

By JAKE SHERMAN

WASHINGTON Some Republican members of Congress want the U.S. Census Bureau to end a 2010 Census partnership with Acorn, the community organizing group that was hit by accusations of voter-registration fraud in the 2006 and 2008 elections.

Acorn, the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, signed up in February with the bureau to be a “2010 Census Partner,” which includes, among other things, identifying job candidates, encouraging its members to participate in the count and distributing literature explaining the importance of the census.

But in the wake of accusations that some former Acorn employees engaged in voter registration fraud in the 2006 and 2008 elections, the partnership isn’t sitting well with some Republicans on Capitol Hill who worry that Acorn could skew results. There’s a lot at stake since the census is used to dole out money to states and localities and to allocating seats in the U.S. House of Representatives.

Rep. Patrick McHenry of North Carolina, the ranking Republican on the panel that oversees the Census Bureau, is demanding that the bureau explain how the partnership with Acorn fits its stated mission of selecting partners that will not “distract from the Census Bureau’s mission.”

Several other conservatives would like to see the Census Bureau sever its ties to Acorn altogether. Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R., Utah) said in an interview that he plans to introduce a bill that would require mail carriers to count the population as a way of keeping Acorn out of the process.

Stephen Buckner, a Census Bureau spokesman, said the partners program is voluntary and unpaid, and that Acorn employees won’t be paid to knock on doors and enumerate as part of that organization, although it is impossible to know if the federal government would ultimately hire someone associated Acorn.

Census Bureau officials said Acorn is one of 40,000 participants in its partners program. Other partners include Target Corp., Goodwill Industries and Telemundo, the Spanish-language TV network. The partnerships, Mr. Buckner said, are meant to promote the count and boost the number of responses among traditionally hard-to-count populations. Mr. Buckner said Acorn represents some hard-to-count communities.

Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann of Minnesota said earlier this month that she wouldn’t answer certain questions on the 2010 Census form partially because of concerns about Acorn. A spokeswoman for Ms. Bachmann didn’t make her available for comment.

Rep. Steve King (R., Iowa) tried unsuccessfully to attach an amendment to a must-pass appropriations bill to forbid any Acorn involvement in the 2010 Census. The outspoken Mr. King is perhaps the most vocal critic of the organization, introducing a host of bills that would limit Acorn’s affairs in federal governance.

As for allegations of voter registration fraud — some Acorn employees were accused of signing up voters using names like Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and the starting lineup of the Dallas Cowboys — Acorn spokesman Scott Levenson said his organization has cooperated fully with authorities, and promptly dismissed people accused of with wrongdoing.

acorn-logoAs you can see acornisa megafraudis is often surrounded by film of Democratic politicians and corporate sleazeballs that serve as protection and financial nutrition. If the U.S. census is entrusted to these moonbats who knows if we will ever have a fair and just election again. It is hard to penetrate the shell of ACORN because any attempts to do so is often labeled as racism since most ACORN moonbats at least at the high administrative levels are African Americans. Take a look at a clip of FOX NEWS Bill O’reilly going head to shell with ACORN managers in May of 2009, including one that was blind.

Here is another clip of Fox News’ Glenn Beck and a former ACORN worker Marcel Reid discussing the fraudulent dealings of the organization. This interview is a rare gem.

In response to allegations of fraud, acornisa fraudis has decided to apply for a change in classification. They feel that their moonbat name has been tarnished by the Republicans and those in the media (FOX NEWS) whose coverage of them has been less than favorable.

Washington Examiner

ACORN drops tarnished name and moves to silence critics

By: Kevin Mooney
Commentary Staff Writer
06/21/09 5:07 PM EDT

Association of Community Organizers for Reform Now (ACORN) leaders are using the threat of a law suit to silence and intimidate critics, according to current and former members of the liberal activist group.

In a letter dated June 11 an attorney for ACORN advised top whistleblowers that their unauthorized use of the organization’s name could make them liable for monetary damages and injunctive relief.

ACORN executives have also changed their organization’s name, which was tarnished by investigations in at least 14 states of allegations of voter registration fraud during the 2008 presidential campaign, and charges by current and former members of financial mismanagement and misrepresentation.

The new name will let ACORN leaders continue their operations without worrying about prior bad publicity, according to Marcel Reid of ACORN 8, a group of present and former members.

“We’ve known for many months now that the name ACORN is going to be retired,” Reid said. “The name has been so damaged to the point where the leadership knows it simply can’t go on as it has with the ACORN label out front and center, especially after all of the reporting.”

In fact, the process has already begun, she noted. Wade Rathke, who founded the organization, announced on his blog that ACORN International has officially changed its name to “Community Organizations International.”

Example of <i>acornisa megafruadis</i> growing on trees

Example of acornisa megafruadis growing on trees

I consider the effects of the acornisa megafraudis moonbat to be among the most damaging to future elections. This sudden move for a change in classification is just another example of their propensity towards fraud and subterfuge. The idea is that people will now see their new name “Community Organizers International” and not associate them with the seeds of voter fraud.

I would like to appeal to everyone who is reading this to refer to “Community Organizers International” as  the group formerly known as ACORN.  You can do this it is easy just like when the music artist Prince did it.  Unless we do, the damage caused by this group can be extensive. Consider yourselves ACORN SQUASH . Educate your family and friends against the trickery of this moonbat.

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Moonbat Monday: Obamabuttics philius (Obamabutts) May 18, 2009

President Moonbat

Chatting on the phone with friends is one of my least favorite things and something I reserve for only my best friends. My friend “Helen” lives in Texas she is a very rare yellow rose of the Liberalis variety. It is very fortunate for our friendship that the subject of politics rarely creeps into our conservation – until this weekend. Helen is a political free bird, she voted for Nader in 2000 because she believed what the media told her about Al Gore- that he was too wooden.  Hillary Clinton was her choice for Democratic nominee but when she lost to Barack Obama, Helen easily adopted the “hopenchange” mantra.  With the Obama presidency well underway and all ready riddled with gaffes and terrible mistakes, I wondered if Helen had a change of heart about Barack Obama. I was wrong.

Cartoon displaying the Brazile Nut variety of Obamabuttics philius

Cartoon displaying the Brazile Nut variety of Obamabuttics philius

Somehow the conversation turned to our shitty economy. I asked Helen if she had noticed any change in Texas due to the stimulus. She answered “no” and I continued by bashing the stimulus not really mentioning the name Obama once.

Afrocity, I like Barack Obama and I think he is doing a good job…I voted for Hillary but you know I really like him.”  Helen was very pleasant and gracious in that Southern hospitality way when she said this to me but I still wondered if it was a warning for me to shut my mouth.

Helen was genteel but firm, “I like him a lot”

I teased, “Yes our economy sucks and Michelle Obama is wearing $500 sneakers.”

Helen was silent and said “I LIKE OBAMA..Don’t you?”

“No, I am a Republican now.”

“Oh.”

There was a momentary commemorative silence for the death of my liberalism.

“So did you see Wolverine?” Helen asked.

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Rare Obamabuttics philius crop circle found in LaJolla, CA

Funny how Barack Obama can alter even the best friendships. My dear friend of 14 years is obviously in the early stages of becoming a moonbat- a feisty but hospital Obamabuttics philius.

The Obamabuttics philius or  “Obamabutt” moonbat can be found throughout most of the United States but especially in northern urban areas and the west coast. This prolific moonbat was first discovered in 2004, after Obama gave his speech at the DNC convention.  It receives its name from its glazed over appearance and pathological love for Barack Obama. Their tongue exhibits a unique purple-ish cast from the Kool Aid they so love to consume. Obamabutts possess an unusually astute awareness of all things anti-Obama. That is the trademark for this particular moonbat- total devotion to Barack Obama and intense hatred for anyone who poses a threat to him.

Obamabuttics philius are an abundant species and easily visible. They will usually wear some sort of clothing or accesory that identifies them as an Obamabutt . To maximize the number of Obamabuttics philius species that visit your yard you’ll want to offer a variety of traps that point to your being not on board with the Obama program such as stained glass windows, a yellow ribbon displayed some place, an American flag, jockey lawn ornaments, a Hillary Clinton sticker, symbols against socialism.  However be warned, Obamabuttics philius damage is one of the biggest concerns facing conservative property owners today. For many homeowners, the threat of vandalism from raving Obamabutt problems is ever looming.

Obamabuttics philius markings. There is a real infestion going on here.

Obamabuttics philius markings. Obviously, this is a clear indication of an Obamabutt infestation.

Photo of "tweety" a nortorius Obamabuttics philius medialis. Notice the tingling of its legs.

Photo of "tweety" a nortorius Obamabuttics philius medialis. Notice the tingling of its legs.

It is believed that for every Obama moonbat, 6 more are nearby. If you have a moonbat watching partner, have him sit facing the opposite direction. When that first sign of Obama criticism rears its head, the Obamabutt will show up. Hungry and ready for a fight. Full of vitriol and accusations of racism.  Obamabuttics philius can be flakey. They are really not Democrats, neither disposed as natural supporters of the political party, but rather just lovers of Barack Obama.

Here is an example of such an exchange

Innocent voter:  I am somewhat disappointed in Obama. I though he would govern more from the center but it appears that he is not really a Democrat or a Republican-

Obamabutt: YOU ARE A RACIST!!!!!

The Obamabutt will then emit a foul death stare that attracts other Obamabutts.  They will even leave a fitting room partially dressed to confront you.  Surround you they will, until you pretend to surrender the pink—your tongue that is. Obamabuttics philius will see that it is not quite purple enough. They will attempt to fix that for ya.

For Obamabuttics philius there is no allowance for the slightest inkling of Obama criticism to muddy the water he walks on. This is especially true of Obamabuttics philius medialis. The Obamabutts in the mainstream media are among the species most potent and will go to great lengths to protect “The One”.  Wielding vast amounts of manipulation and the obvious lack of respect for ethics in journalism, the Obamabuttics philius medialis is a prominent and important architect of society’s transition into Obama mania.

The Mutated "Muttonis Obamabuttics philius" or Sheeple

The Mutated "Muttonis Obamabuttics philius" or Sheeple

Often a family member will watch a loved one suffer and plummet into advances stages of Obama mania. This is a sad sight indeed. You come home from work one day to find that your usually productive spouse has painted your Lexus and Obama’s face is now all over it.  In extreme cases the skin will break out in an Obama tattoo. Imagine making love to your girl friend, you are in for a nice session of “doggie style” and the ass in your face has the Obama hopenchange symbol plastered on each butt cheek. That would kill any erection for sure. What can you do?

This may sound like a twist of irony but there is little hope for those bitten by the hopenchange bug to change. Turning them back is possible. There are rumors that it has been done somewhere in Seattle, in a dark room with lots of shock therapy and no access to television or Twitter. When starting up a recovery program for Obamabuttics philius , I am told that one must be patient. It may take as long as several years before they discover that Barack Obama is a flip flopping fraud.  In the meantime take cautionary measures that you do not become infected by this disease. Delete all Obamagram emails that any Obamabuttics philius sends you. Do not watch Jay-z videos, MSNBC, CNN, or Good Morning America. And for God’s sake do not attend an Obama town hall meeting. I don’t care if you have been unemployed for two years. Stay away from opportunities that introduce Kool Aid into your life. No Scarlett Johansson  films, no coffee houses, Bruce Springsteen concerts, or snow boarding events. Just stay away.

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Afrocity

Obamabuttics philius medialis propaganda

Obamabuttics philius medialis propaganda

Liberalis African Americanus turned Obamabuttics philius medialis

Liberalis African Americanus turned Obamabuttics philius medialis

Obamabuttics philius exhibits rare qualities of honesty.

This Obamabuttics philius moonbat specimen exhibits rare qualities of honesty.

Obamabuttics philius redneckus being petted by Obama himself

Obamabuttics philius redneckus being petted by Obama himself

A hopless case of Obamabuttics philius vulgaris

A hopless case of Obamabuttics philius vulgaris

Advanced Obamabuttics philius . Notice the mark of the beast.

Advanced Obamabuttics philius . Notice the mark of the beast.

Obamabuttics philius in recovery. It can happen.

Obamabuttics philius in recovery. It can happen.

 

Monday Moonbat of the Week: Meglogorama simplex 2000 (Goracle) May 11, 2009

Filed under: Al Gore,Moonbats — afrocity @ 9:35 PM
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A photo displaying the camouflaging abilities of Meglogorama simplex 2000

All too often a new species of moonbat will occur totally by accident. Some species appear very early on when a new kingdom is being discovered only to disappear into to mutate into a super species. This week  we will take a look at once such moonbat super species- Meglogorama simplex 2000, or the “Goracle”.

Goracle had humble beginnings as an average well meaning liberal. He was vice president of the United States, a handsome, nice family guy. In favor of full disclosure, I will admit, that I voted for him before his lost his damn marbles. He was the epitome of liberal truth and balance then just like that- the ginger cookie snapped.  Something would change him forever from a regular even handed moderate liberal into a stark raving moonbat. How could this man, this advocate of environmental purity suddenly transform into a moonbat state of mind?

Official Card of Meglogorama simplex 2000

Official Card of Meglogorama simplex 2000

There are few if any thoroughly researched case studies of Meglogorama simplex 2000. America had just completed six years of balanced government. We had a Republican congress and two Democrats in the executive branch. Bill Clinton had reached his term limit among other things. Albert Gore Jr. decided to run for president and is victory seemed certain. Unfortunately for him fate had other plans.

The presidential election of 2000 would go down in history as one of the most hotly contested. There was no clear winner. Was it Gore or George W. Bush? The decision was left up the Supreme Court and Bush was declared the victor.

Gore came down with a case of Floraridum Screwiis Syndrome. Never quite recovering, he went into hiding. He shaved very little and consumed large amounts of Yahoo mixed with Don Quai and green tea extract.

Some varieties of Meglogorama simplex 2000 have the extraordinary ability to levitate or fly

Some varieties of Meglogorama simplex 2000 have the extraordinary ability to levitate or fly

While in solitude, Gore was a voracious reader. He experimented in his laboratory with pyrotechnics and light only leaving for nourishment and occasional sex. He was becoming stronger. He had invented the internet but this was something bigger. This new found strength allowed him to advance beyond the wooden form of Al Gore.

He emerged from his cave as Meglogorama simplex 2000 . THE GORACLE.

He would be merciless and feared among millions of lobbyist. With Nobel Prize and Oscar in hand, he became the ultimate moonbat crusader. The second wave of the environmentalist moonbats movement begins with the Goracle. Rising concern for our environment brings method to his madness and sheds light on the inconvenient truth about moonbats.

The idea that moonbats feed on mainstream media constructed fears is not in itself new. At first During the dawn of global warming hype many erroneously believed that the Goracle was rekindling forgotten dreams of clean air and energy conservation. However, what really happened was that the Goracle and the media enabled  anxiety about global warming turned into mass liberal hysteria. Even worse there is now evidence that Goracle is using green consciousness to feed his bank account.

As I have mentioned, I  have voted for the Goracle. Granted at the time, I was a Democrat and many of my positions on energy conservation were inspired by him. Keen to jump onto the global warming bandwagon, I (yes Afrocity) began recycling like a mad woman and threw away all of my fluorescent light bulbs in favor of the Goracle approved ones from IKEA. Tossed out were my crimping and curling irons. I paid $214 for a new ceramic environmentally safe curler from Sephora. My iron cost $160.  I shopped exclusive at Whole Foods in Columbus Circle and paid up to $60 to purchase 6 items. That organic cherry lemonade was really worth it.

Liberalis Organa weekly shopping circular

I explained to anyone who would listen that I needed to do this to help save the environment. I received full support from the liberal circles I traveled in, especially my friend “Summer” who was a Liberalis environmentalus organasia. Afrocity was working for the public good and the detriment of her bank account.

While looking for cheaper ways to be green, I came across several thought provoking articles at the American Thinker. My eyes began to open . I was awakened from my global warming, dawn of the organically fed zombie state.

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I began to see straight into the dark swamp pool of Al Gore’s moonbat nature. Gone is those feelings of admiration I once felt for him.  I wanted his Earth Mother-Deity wordly joy Moonbat ass out of my life. I rebelled by eating conventional produce again.

What is especially telling about the Meglogorama simplex 2000 super species is that it never discusses opposing theories such as global cooling. It is the gloom of the green angst that nurtures its soul.  Can we ever achieve a balance between man and nature without being a moonbat?

In an effort to highlight the Goracle’s tinfoil-ish traits, the guys at South Park created an episode dedicated to global warming which was personified by “Man Bear Pig.”

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AFROCITY

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Moonbat of the Week:Occulata palingenia haterus (Cult of Palin Haters) May 4, 2009

palinLast week, I offered a short and crisp introduction to the burgeoning field of moonbattery. Unfortunately it is still a relatively young subject and there is a paucity of authoritative and comprehensive reference works which investigate the stability and complexity of every moonbat specimen. No lavishly illustrated guide books for moonbat watchers. Without a field guide, one must resort to attending protest marches in order to aid one’s research.  Currently, moonbattery field work looks mostly at behavior patterns, particularly species interaction. There must be a special effort for meticulous documentation in order to gain startling insight on these political creatures.

Before I reveal our moonbat of the week, I want to preface this by offering a cryptic disclaimer that I am not by any means an expert in the taxonomic classification of moonbats. I am a novice and this is merely a hobby for me. During the 2008 presidential campaign, I found myself interacting increasingly with moonbats. I was amazed at the sheer biodiversity of moonbats and the way they evolve and adapt to their environment. Thus far my field work has proven that moonbats exhibit hostility towards me whenever I offer an opposing viewpoint especially if it is a conservative viewpoint as it is undisputed that most moonbats are traditionally far left.

As stated previously, my interaction with moonbats increased during the 2008 election cycle. Last September, I was dining with a moonbat of the Obama phileticus (Obama lover) variety. I remained silent throughout most of the meal as I was camouflaged as a Liberalis African Americanas. Mind you this was not of my own doing, the moonbat assumed I was a member of the Liberalis family due to my brown skin coloring. I have noticed that even the most evolved moonbats make this miscalculation regarding my political classification, although I can never figure out why. The moonbat was explaining to me why Senator Hillary Clinton was whiny and lost the primary due to her “riding to the presidency on Bill Clinton’s coattails” (that is an exact quote). At the time I had become an admirer of GOP presidential candidate John McCain’s VP running mate Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK). The moonbat was a feminist or at least that is what the button on her canvas RESIST OR DIE tote bag said. I asked what I thought was a harmless question: “What do you think of Sarah Palin? She is certainly accomplished in her own right. Her husband held no previous political office before she became the governor of Alaska—”

What followed was a tragic and unexpected shift in the conversation. The moonbat went from being tolerable to abominable. “Oh you mean that white trash evil bitch with the IQ of paint?”  I would hear “bitch” many, many, many more times. I did not want to upset the moonbat more. She may throw dim sum at me. Then I knew. I was in the presence of a new breed of moonbat. Occulata palingenia haterus or more commonly “Sarah Palin Haters”

Sarah Palin Haters are the benchmark against which all acts of political misogyny are measured. They are a mutation of the Obama phileticus moonbat. They breed by feeding on Sarah Palin myths and planting their seeds of myth and lies in the minds of others. Myths which were neither ignored nor downplayed by the mainstream media. My theory is that it was in fact the media that bred the Occulata palingenia haterus moonbat. At any rate, the Occulata palingenia haterus primary function is to aid in the dehumanization of Sarah Palin.

<i>Katinira medialus dumbbratta</i> exhbits a sembiotic host relationship with <i>Occulata palingenia haterus</i>

Katinira medialus dumbbratta exhibits a symbiotic host relationship with Occulata palingenia haterus

Occulata palingenia haterus can be of the simplest moonbat variety or highly sophisticated. There is some evidence that they share many similarities with the Hilleri Clintonia Mysoginus moonbat. While this has never been proven, there is no doubt that misogyny and humiliation lies at the core of their motives.

There is also a more venomous “vulgaris” variety  Occulata palingenia which is immensely gifted with their use of the word “CUNT”.

There is no lack of female representation among Sarah Palin Haters. Extraordinarily,  many females were the original inspiration for happy hour “round the barstool” stories spun by the Occulata palingenia haterus moonbat. Yes, contrary to popular belief, the Sarah Palin Hater moonbat community was not male dominated. Female Occulata palingenia haterus could spin the most spellbinding bullshit narratives about Sarah Palin. Some female specimens even had the ability to shape shift and impersonate the VP candidate.

After the election, I was confident that the Occulata palingenia haterus would exhibit patterns of extinction. Alas I could not have been more wrong. They spawned and persisted, a barrage of Palin critics often found in contiguous Obamabot areas.,Occulata palingenia haterus moonbats are continuous in their influence of Sarah Palin bashing, thus insuring that all 2012 bets on President Obama’s reelection are covered.

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Canonical Text for the literate Occulata Palinius Haterus

It goes without saying that much research on Occulata palingenia haterus remains.

I now leave you with the latest installment of “ZoNATION” where our brave conservative scientist takes on the Sarah Palin Haters, followed by more illustrations of Palin hating.

Autographed Letter Signed,

AFROCITY


<i>Occulata palinus vulgaris</i> is noticeable by frequent use of "cunt"

Occulata palinus vulgaris is noticeable by frequent use of "cunt"

<i>Mammoutha sandras vulgaris</i> is an infectious parasite.

Mammoutha sandras vulgaris is an infectious parasite.

Man made trap for <i>Occulata Palingenia Haterus</i>

Man made trap for Occulata Palingenia Haterus

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Say Hello to My Liberal Friend: Moonbat Monday the First in a Series April 27, 2009

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Moonbat Specimen: Liberalis Stupidus

Early Moonbat Specimen: Liberalis Stupidus


Ever experienced being a traveler in a strange land?
Can’t understand the language the natives speak?
You feel awkward while adjusting to the ins and outs of a new culture.

That was the way I felt as a democrat. For some reason I was in the foreign country but I didn’t understand why.I was there simply because my mother had brought me. This especially became apparent during 9/11. I lived in New York City at the time and was effected personally by the events of the tragedy.

When Bush sent troops into Afghanistan I had friends that were so angry they took to the streets in protest. The following conservation made it oh so obvious that I was a foreigner in a liberal land.

LIBERAL FRIEND:Muthafuckers sent troops into Afghanistan. Fucking Assholes. Bush is suck a fucking ASSHOLE
AFROCITY:”But they attacked us!!! We have to defend ourselves and let them know that they can’t do this again. They killed over 3,000 people. LIBERAL FRIEND:What’s the matter with you? We can’t just go attacking countries just because they attack us.
AFROCITY: Why not? Who knows what else Bin Laden has planned for us.
LIBERAL FRIEND: (Looks at me like I am carrying a gun in a school yard, may ask to see my liberal passport at any moment)
AFROCITY: (I want to end this conversation. I am angry someone I know has died. I need to finish cleaning the dust and debris from my apartment)
LIBERAL FRIEND:Karma deserves to bite America in the ass.
AFROCITY: I find it interesting that you are a self professed atheist yet you believe in Karma.
LIBERAL FRIEND: Karama is not a deity.
AFROCITY: Touche, very well then. (goes back to watching CNN)

My liberal friend protested the strikes against Afghanistan. I stayed home and watched the country change. Every brownstone in Park Slope, Brooklyn had a US flag hanging from somewhere. Protesting as an act is something that never appealed to me- a liberals right of passage I preferred to skip.

Moonbat Specimen: Liberalis Goracle Delusionalis

Highly Evolved Moonbat Specimen: Liberalis Goracle Delusionalis

“Days of Rage” pictures from the 1960’s looked crazy to me. Flower children, Charles Manson, Woodstock, riots… My brother was into the Black Power thing, had a huge afro that came with a hair pic permanently attached. He was about 17 years old and a bastion of black and pissed off critical thought as he sat around a card table with his gang buddies smoking pot. Angry over their plight as black men, they would play cards, smoke weed, drink, smoke weed, drink, play cards. I was continually regalled with tales of “the man”, and how that spearheaded the black revolution. Fuck the man. Fuck the white man’s war. He played a lot of The Doors and Pink Floyd. As a three year old I was amused by the whole thing, it was fun. There was always a certain point of the evening where I didn’t have to hide anymore and my brother would prop me on his knee so I could play too–and drink beer. (Which is why I may loathe the taste of it today).

That depiction was one of the good days. By the time I was six there was a clear message from my family that black people were basically screwed and I should be angry about it from birth. My brother carved his entire social identity on that notion. He became a liberal moonbat and began to involve himself in my social life. Holly Hobbie was one of my favorites. My bedroom was devoted to the character. I had the dolls, the house, the clothes including the bonnet. Brother did not approve of my obsession with Holly. She was a part of the establishment. Holly Hobbie was white and very ummmm, boho… Vermont folksy,blond hair and blue eyes, makes gooseberry jam and moonshine.

Holly Hobby. Racism ripped us apart.

Holly Hobbie. She is not a moonbat but racism eventually ripped us apart.

She lived alone with a cat and fed the mouse some cheese every day. You know, a free spirit who would grow up to be an environmentalist or a midwife. She was without a doubt a liberal, but Holly was definitely not a card carrying “down with the cause” black power kind of gal. Wild berries and honey with scones had very little to do with powdered milk and Spam sandwiches. His complaining to my mom about how little Afrocity was falling into a white man’s trap fell on death ears. She told him to go to school, get a job, or get out of the house. One day while insulted by my mom’s racial ignorance he was being especially nasty and unbearable. I was sitting in front of the TV watching Dream Of Jeanie, eating a bowl of Neapolitan ice cream in my Holly Hobbie dress. Dr. Bellows came on the screen. I had a crush on him (don’t ask).

“Mom, I am gonna marry Dr. Bellows someday” I declared.
“I know.” Mom answered from way back in the kitchen.

Faster than I could fold my arms and blink, my brother grabbed me up from the floor. My expression smiling and laughter at first but he got rough. “Ouch, stop that. MOMMY”
I could not believe it. He tore off my Holly Hobbie dress and I stood there in middle of the living room floor butt naked. I grabbed for the dress kicking and screaming while being dragged across the orange psychedelic linoleum. Mom came out from the kitchen and there was a battle that left scars. I had been shamed and bitten. The dress was beyond repair and that was my first encounter with a moonbat.

From the Urban Dictionary:

1.Moonbat

An unthinking or insane leftist — in other words, most modern leftists.

Moonbat can also be used as an adjective, e.g. a moonbat professor. According to the Wikipedia entry for moonbat, the word was coined in 2002 by the Editor of Samizdata, Perry de Havilland, and was a variation on the name of radical British activist and columnist George Monbiot.

Originally, the term “moonbat” was intended to be more politically neutral, and described wackos on the left and the right, but it quickly acquired its current usage of being applied almost exclusively to those on the left.

The term also references the moon much in the same way that “lunatic” refers to the insanity-causing powers of the full moon (luna = moon). Bloggers occasionally analyze the behavior patterns of various moonbat “species” as if they were actual animals, and even give them satirical Linnaean taxonomical names, such as “moonbattus berkeleyensis”.

Okay I get it. You mean like this?

Another type of moonbat in its natural habitat. <i>moonbattus berkeleyensis</i>

Another type of moonbat in its natural habitat. moonbattus berkeleyensis

2. moonbat

Any number of irrational and hysterical individuals whose self-indulgent intellectual indolence has led them to a visceral hatred of all things western. Moonbats tend to frequent anti-globalization and numerous other forms of rallies, demonstrations, sit-ins, and the like, tend to look dirty, and can frequently be heard using terms such as, “imperialism”. The mark of a true moonbat is the total lack of perspective (i.e. “if a dictator provides free healthcare, I like that dictator” – actual moonbat quote).

Hmmmm. I got it!!!

A common moonbat specimen <i> Liberalis Vulgaris</i>

A common moonbat specimen Liberalis Vulgaris


Absolutely frightening. No wonder I never liked demonstrations. I have always fought their attempts to convince me that my country sucks. At first glance, they seem to be concerned with what’s going on around them. Purposeful and social in nature. Outdoorsy types reveling in the smell of trees and grass (cough, cough). They seemed normal but as I interacted with them, something unnerved me. It gnawed at my brain like a rat and was intensely liberal in nature. Then it came to me. They are always angry. Bitching seems to suit them well as they never want to see both sides. Diversions are created in order to avoid coming up with pragmatic solutions.

I began to avoid, treated them well in every respect. The sight of John Kerry sickened me. I lied and said I voted for him just to appease my liberal friends. Conflicted, I did not vote at all that year. The assault and moonbattery grew during the Democratic primaries of 2008. Forget having any sort of realistic dialogue. They had a skewed portrait of democracy and free speech. Speech was free as long as it was what they liked to hear. Do these ghastly moonbats honestly represent the entire left wing?

Stay Tuned and we will find out.

Autographed Letter Signed,

AFROCITY