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Moonbat Monday: Tea Party Haters- Ugly and Amazing April 12, 2010

So much for the left wing being open, tolerant and understanding.

The right to free speech and assembly are American freedoms that the left seems to believe is only available to them. Why else would the Tea Party movement unnerve them so much to the point that they attempt to discredit it as a racist bunch of rednecks?  If you attend a Tea Party rally,  some skinhead is sure to be there just thinking the “N-word” .  Even if you are an African American Tea Party participant, you are simply invisible to the liberals.  No, No, there are no blacks in the Tea Party and someone is there about to say the “N-word”.  He/she  doesn’t have to say it but a liberal knows they are thinking it.  Unlike left wing protesters, Tea Party folks are hateful anti-Obama racists out to kill our president.

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Liberal moonbats are psychic clairvoyant mind readers you know.  Someone was thinking that awful word at the Tea Party. How else could you explain liberal claims of John Lewis being called racially derogatory remarks without there being any proof on tape? If John Lewis and the AFL-CIO head Richard Trumpka (aka union scum),  says racists are at Tea Party rallies then betcha by golly it must be true.

I love it!  Protesters of Tea Party protesters.  Andrew Breitbart just imagined those liberals throwing eggs at the Tea Party bus.  As if in a moonbat fever,  some liberals so badly want to discredit the Tea Party movement that they will stoop so low in the donkey cesspool to serve as Tea Party poseurs.

The blacks at the Tea Party rallies must be vampires because their image does not capture on liberal video tape.   All people of color love Obama right?  So this African American man who created a YOU TUBE video describing why blacks should NOT be Democrats is just some illusion?

Liberals just don’t get it.  Obama’s election is actually a blessing in disguise for conservatives.  With their golden ass made in God’s image now seated in the White House, their behavior has been on auto-pilot and without filters.  Now they have finally outed themselves as the most oppressive, racist, controlling and manipulative political party known to Americans. The peaceful liberal protest and shining happy people fighting for freedom of speech for all has been debunked. It is okay to hate a president if he is a Republican.



I have said to my PUMA sisters that you can waste your time attempting impossibly to save the Democrats from their own poison. They are a train wreck.  No longer what they once were, the Party of ASS is now only a shill for Obamabots and socialism. Drinking Kool Aid by the gallons, five swallows at a time without stopping to check out their reflection in the mirror of truth.  Dribblings of purple dye all over their mouths and shirts. They look absolutely and positively ugly and amazing.

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AFROCITY

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Daily Devotionals for Moonbats September 28, 2009

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3304437668_692f74ccefMy inbox has began to tense up a bit with the amount of emails I have received asking me to pray for our president.

Not pray for our country mind you but to pray for Barack Obama himself against the evil Republicans , racists that wish to do him harm by “telling lies”( which are most likely the truth) to bring him down by opposing Obama’s health care reform package.  I was instructed to say a special prayer against Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck of FOX News.

I do not attend church. That does not mean that I do not believe in organized religion.  I consider myself to be spiritual. For me that means I read my Bible (occasionally) and I pray every morning when I wake up.

Among my favorite topics for prayer are support of our troops, America’s safety, good sales, my continued health, happiness and success.  I suppose that someday I will die eventually and I pray that God guides me to fulfill whatever destiny or role in life he wanted me to.

On occasion, I will pray for people that I read about in the news, mostly young people who have died in violent accidents.

Upon seeing the beauty of a rainbow or a firefly, right that instant, I thank God for the miracle of nature and science.

Sunday September 20, I was driving down an Illinois highway when I caught sight of this rainbow. I pulled into a gas station to get some pictures. No one seemed to notice or care that it was there but me.

Sunday September 20, I was driving down an Illinois highway when I caught sight of this rainbow. I pulled into a gas station to get some pictures. No one seemed to notice or care that it was there but me.

A long time ago when President Bill Clinton “did not have sexual relations” with Monica Lewinsky, I finally got the message that leaders are flawed.  Soon after, I ceased praying for specific world leaders. Instead I pray for all life and that God’s will to be done.  My daily devotional routine may not be fair and certainly it will anger my acquaintance who mailed to say “pray for Obama.”

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However, being the devil’s advocate that I can sometimes be, I wondered if people actually prayed for Adolph Hitler? For success in his “movement”?

Did people pray for Mussolin? Idi Amin?

It is hard to imagine but I bet someone did.

Before my readers go into a tizzy,  I WANT TO CLARIFY that I am not comparing President Obama to any of the aforementioned awful dictators.  Afrocity is staunchly opposed to any attempts to liken Obama to Adolph Hitler.

Two different eras, two different men.

I discourage conservatives from using those images.

President Obama’s recent whine at last Saturday’s  Congressional Black Caucus Foundation dinner concerning foreign response to his  critics and similarities to Hitler proves that the liberals seem to forget that their moonbat brigade often depicted George W. Bush as Hitler during many protests.

The point I am attempting to make involves my personal decision to pray or not pray for a person- particularly a world leader. From what I have seen of Obama, I am not quite certain what his full intentions are.
I am sure that America is a good country with good people that needs the support of God or whatever supreme being might be somewhere out there to lend a hand. That is what I pray for.

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AFROCITY


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Moonbat Monday: “Wee-Weed” and Other Great Speeches of Our Time August 24, 2009

DNC Brain“There’s something about August going into September — (hee ha ha lol) — where everybody in Washington gets all wee-weed up.

-President Barack Obama, August 20, 2009

Can moonbats (family liberalis) develop the dreaded donkey hoof in mouth disease?You betcha.

Have you ever been to a library and thumbed through a copy of The Public Papers of the Presidents?  Most libraries own a complete set.

The Public Papers of the Presidents series is published by the Office of the Federal Register (OFR) and is the official publication of United States Presidents’ public writings, addresses, and remarks. The series has been in existence since the Hoover administration.

Most presidents such as Dwight Eisenhower have eight volumes , while others like John F. Kennedy have only three due to his untimely demise.  Usually there is a volume for each year of a president’s term. The longer the presidency, the more volumes he and hopefully someday she will have.

The exterior of each volume is cloth bound and rather stately. The name of each president is printed in gold leaf.

Ronald Reagan having a good solid eight year presidency 1981-1989 has many volumes which should contain every speech and address he ever made.  The same goes for Richard Milhous Nixon. His resignation speech is contained in the final volume of his published papers:

Published Presidential Papers of Harry S. Truman. 8 volumes.

Published Presidential Papers of Harry S. Truman. 8 volumes.

…I shall leave this office with regret at not completing my term, but with gratitude for the privilege of serving as your President for the past 51/2 years. These years have been a momentous time in the history of our Nation and the world. They have been a time of achievement in which we can all be proud, achievements that represent the shared efforts of the Administration, the Congress, and the people.But the challenges ahead are equally great, and they, too, will require the support and the efforts of the Congress and the people working in cooperation with the new Administration.

We have ended America’s longest war, but in the work of securing a lasting peace in the world, the goals ahead are even more far-reaching and more difficult. We must complete a structure of peace so that it will be said of this generation, our generation of Americans, by the people of all nations, not only that we ended one war but that we prevented future wars…

-President Richard Milhous Nixon ( August 8, 1974)

As an object in itself, each volume tells a story. In the photograph of the Truman papers above, notice how some volumes are larger than others. What does that mean? It is as if each volume is haunted by the events. Was Truman too busy plotting the destruction of Japan to speak that year? Did he have a tonsillectomy? What was going on? Could be nothing at all. Perhaps one during one year a president was a more prolific speaker than others.

Now fast forward to the year 2009 and President Barack H. Obama. I cannot wait to see this particular gem in volume one of his official papers:

“I think it’s fair to say, number one, any of us would be pretty angry. Number two, that the Cambridge police acted stupidly in arresting somebody when there was already proof that they were in their own home. And number three – what I think we know separate and apart from this incident – is that there is a long history in this country of African-Americans and Latinos being stopped by law enforcement disproportionately, and that’s just a fact.”  –President Barack Obama (July 2009)

Scientific Proof That MoonbatsHave Suffered From Foot in Mouth Disease Since Ancient Times

Scientific Proof That Moonbats Have Suffered From Foot in Mouth Disease Since Ancient Times.

Many Obamabots claim to have admired Barack Obama because he was an eloquent speaker. He was consistently praised as  an “articulate and gifted orator”.  His election to POTUS meant that Americans would not be subjected to the embarrassment we suffered as country under the obvious illiteracy of President George W.Bush. Bush II was born in New Haven, Connecticut at Yale University Hospital but make no mistake- he was a Texan through and through. The problem for many liberals was that he sounded like one. Obama being more polished and armed with an arsenal of teleprompters should not have the same problem right? Wrong. The words may uh, uh, uh, sound pretty but whether or not they actually offer Americans the intellectual stimulation they crave is highly debatable.

teleprompterThe White House press secretary is responsible for providing the materials contained in the “public papers” for his administration. For President Obama that would be the blundering Robert Gibbs who in my opinion will without question go down in history as the worse press secretary EVER. I say this not as a Republican but as an American. Why President Obama hired and continues to retain Gibbs in his administration is beyond me. Gibbs makes a mockery out of the office of press secretary. Makes one wonder if Gibbs has something over Obama’s head and that is why he has the job. If the Obama administration’s goal is to make the White House appear glaringly inexperienced but also as transparent as a barrel of crude oil, they have succeeded.

The Washington Examiner

“The thrill is gone for Obama and the media”

By: Chris Stirewalt
August 24, 2009

There’s nothing like a summer vacation to rekindle a romance. So maybe a week on Martha’s Vineyard can bring back some of the magic between the Obama administration and the media.

Before White House press secretary Robert Gibbs left town, he tried to clarify President Barack Obama’s comment that “everybody in Washington gets all wee-weed up.” Gibbs explained to reporters that what the president meant was that they were a bunch of bed wetters who made too much out of the implosion of the White House health care strategy.

Gibbs has grown more sardonic and patronizing as the summer wears on and Obama’s poll numbers wilt.

The press secretary has lectured reporters on the nature of their jobs — apparently to defend the administration against “misinformation” rather than asking impertinent questions like “How will you pay for it?”

When asked recently about the administration’s endless evasions on the public option, Gibbs instead opted to define a monopoly.
“If you had one place to eat lunch before you came to the briefing, do you think it would be cheap?” Gibbs demanded of CNN’s Ed Henry.

Henry should have asked Gibbs to define monopsony: a market in which one buyer is so large that it can control suppliers and ruin competitors. Henry could then explain he’d rather pay too much for the sandwich he wanted than have to eat at a government chow line opened across the street to encourage “competition.”

Gibbs is so crabby because, incredibly, the administration blames the media for the president’s problems.

It tried blaming Republicans, but the GOP is too far out of power. When the leader of the free world is complaining about a posting on the former governor of Alaska’s Facebook page, he’s got problems.

Now listen to Press Secretary Robert Gibbs explanation of what President Obama meant by “wee weed up”

Yes, indeed I cannot wait to include those 4 volumes of the Presidential Papers of Barack H. Obama in my personal library. I will shelve them lovingly next to my moonbat taxonomy resources.

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Moonbat Monday: Louduous Racerium Baitidae (Race Baiters) July 27, 2009

racecardDuring the calmer days of my life, I return to my hobby of moonbat watching.  So far I have identified more than 150 new species that have cropped up since President Barack Obama’s inauguration. Often when you see a moonbat, it will just fly by without anyone noticing. The Obamabutticusphileas moonbat is one that comes to mind.  Locally abundant and prolific, they are literally everywhere.  But most moonbats are effective at letting everyone know of their presence, even if it means holding their breath until they start to turn blue…or should I say black?

There are many justifications in the list of debts this country owes to the African American community.  After all, the country especially the South was built on the sweat and free labor from slaves. There was a time when African Americans lived in fear of whites. Lynchings, segregation, and church bombings are all unfortunate memories that contribute to the phenomenon of collective trauma faced by African Americans today.

peanuts_afro-panelsfinalIn terms of generations,  the 1970’s usually serves as the demarcation line between blacks who experienced the tumultuous days of the civil rights movement and those like me who only experienced them through second hand passed down stories. Some stories are poignantly uttered from the lips of grandmother who was told to eat her meal in the alley behind a restaurant.  Other stories are diluted with whitewash in high school textbooks.

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When my grandmother spoke of racism, the America we both knew and loved seemed like two quite different countries.  My life is a testament to this duality. I was never a housekeeper,  I was called a nigger only once compared to her numerous times, I sat anywhere I wanted to on the bus and ate my cheeseburgers at the Woolworths luncheonette counter.   I completed college and post graduate degrees. I enjoyed friendships with blacks, Hispanics, whites and Asians. I have dated interracially without any major incident.  Speaking for myself, I am thankful that I was fortunate enough to be born during a time when real progress was being made in America concerning unity and equality for all ethnicities, genders.  I always knew that I would live to see an African American President of the United States of America. However in the summer of 2009, racism is too much with us.

This brings me to a particular type of individual that I have decided to elevate to moonbat status. Louduous RaceriumBaitidae (Order: liberalis, Family: Obamabutticus). In layman’s terms: Race Baiters.   Of the following which is a race baiter?

  1. A black woman is called into her supervisor’s office. The supervisor explains to her that she is being placed on probation due to her frequent tardiness. She counters by citing racial discrimination due the differences in commuting times between herself, fellow minority colleagues and those who white who live closer to the workplace. The company is in a predominantly white neighborhood and all of the minority workers live far away.
  2. A single Latina mother receives her son’s report card. He has received a failing grade in English. The mother immediately confronts her son’s English teacher, who is African American  and calls him a racist who has no consideration for her son’s difficulty learning a new language.
  3. A group of white undergraduate students write a complaint to the university president.  They have found that the Asian students receive all A’s in all subjects. While the Asian students excel in science and mathematics courses, their skills in the humanities and social sciences is average. The group accuses the faculty of inflating the grades of the Asian students due to a false perception that Asians are smarter and better students than Americans.

niggaplease1The louduous racerium baitidae species of moonbat mainly inhabits the Democratic Party. They can be recognized by their ability to find racism and prejudice in every possible situation. This extends to not supporting political candidates that are of color. If you do not support the policies and administration of President  Barack Obama, louduous racerium baitidae will call you a racist. If you utter Barack Obama’s middle name “Hussein”, louduous racerium baitidae will call you a racist.  If you are not in favor of affirmative action, louduous racerium baitidae will call you a racist.  In the paranoid eyes of this moonbat, everyone who fails to fondle and pander to minorities, is a racist- even if you yourself are a minority.    During the 2008 Democratic primaries, PUMA’s were called racists by louduous racerium baitidae moonbats because they supported Hillary Rodham Clinton. Despite Barack Obama being named the official presidential nominee of the DNC, many PUMAs refused to support him in the presidential election.  Some PUMAs such as myself, voted for the GOP nominee Senator John McCain (R- Arizona), others voted for Green Party nominee, Cyhthia Mckinney, while many did not vote at all in protest of the treatment of women during the primaries.  Most PUMAs are women which qualifies us as minorities under the equal protection clause of the constitution. But guess what? According to louduous racerium baitidae we are all racists.

ASharptonThere is a false perception that most if not all members of the louduous racerium baitidae moonbat species are minorities . This is simply not true.  While Caucasian members of louduous racerium baitidae tend to be diminutive when compared to those who are minorities such as the Rev. Al Sharpton (liberalis sharp-tongues racium bacteria) , there are some who are the exception to the perception. Take for instance Janeane Garofolo who is Caucasian and of the liberalis vulgarus variety. In April of 2009, Ms. Garofolo accused anyone who attended organized anti –taxation, and anti-stimulus “tea parties” of being racist homophobes.  Journalists Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow of MSNBC are also two Caucasians of the louduous racerium baitidae moonbat species which come to mind.

The shrieking of race baiters can normally be heard during signs of BarackObama’s dwindling approval ratings, as experienced with his recent public verbal run in with the Cambridge Police Department over an incident which did not directly involve our president.

The louduous racerium baitidae moonbat must be stopped because it feeds off residual memories from past racial trauma. This moonbat is moving all to buoyantly throughout society while failing to see the consequences of falsely accusing people of being racist.  Mostly running on nervous liberal energy and fear of losing an argument, trumped up charges of prejudice is the court of last resort for louduous racerium baitidae. Very sad indeed in light of the election of an African American president and our being blessed with a “post-racial” society.

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Let’s work together to control this pesky moonbat. Speak out when you see someone being unjustly accused of racism. This “boy who cried racism” meme only turns back the clock and excerbates any credible racial tensions which reside in America today.

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Moonbat Monday Returns: Acornisa Megafraudis or ACORN June 29, 2009

ACORN_treeThe history of moonbats is closely tied to the evolution of liberals. Three million years ago, conservatives found that liberals were fast in multiplying, even in areaswhere most of them did not exist. It was also quite astonishing that once liberals made their transition into the “afterlife”, they were still remarkably able to cast their votes in elections. Conservatives agreed that something remarkable was behind this prolific reproductive system of the liberals during election time.  This was a new type of moonbat, something that indisputably could not be from the animal moonbat kingdom but the plant kingdom because it was as if they were growing on trees. Heavy winds would blow them into the strangest places like mountains, volcanoes, and even  Pancake, Texas.

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Common Reference Text of acornisa megafraudis

Once research was completed, there was a unanimous decision that a new species of moonbat had been discovered:  acornisa megafraudis.

Acornisa megafraudis reproduction depends  upon a liberal ecosytem, fraud and climatic conditions that favored media bias. Though the period of germination is relatively short – only during election periods- thus the seeds must be sewn through the ignorance and zeal of youth, especially those on spring break.

Acornisa megafraudis also possesses a tough outer shell that cannot be penetrated by investigation or law enforcement.

Wall Street Journal

June 29, 2009

Acorn Role in Census Challenged

By JAKE SHERMAN

WASHINGTON Some Republican members of Congress want the U.S. Census Bureau to end a 2010 Census partnership with Acorn, the community organizing group that was hit by accusations of voter-registration fraud in the 2006 and 2008 elections.

Acorn, the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, signed up in February with the bureau to be a “2010 Census Partner,” which includes, among other things, identifying job candidates, encouraging its members to participate in the count and distributing literature explaining the importance of the census.

But in the wake of accusations that some former Acorn employees engaged in voter registration fraud in the 2006 and 2008 elections, the partnership isn’t sitting well with some Republicans on Capitol Hill who worry that Acorn could skew results. There’s a lot at stake since the census is used to dole out money to states and localities and to allocating seats in the U.S. House of Representatives.

Rep. Patrick McHenry of North Carolina, the ranking Republican on the panel that oversees the Census Bureau, is demanding that the bureau explain how the partnership with Acorn fits its stated mission of selecting partners that will not “distract from the Census Bureau’s mission.”

Several other conservatives would like to see the Census Bureau sever its ties to Acorn altogether. Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R., Utah) said in an interview that he plans to introduce a bill that would require mail carriers to count the population as a way of keeping Acorn out of the process.

Stephen Buckner, a Census Bureau spokesman, said the partners program is voluntary and unpaid, and that Acorn employees won’t be paid to knock on doors and enumerate as part of that organization, although it is impossible to know if the federal government would ultimately hire someone associated Acorn.

Census Bureau officials said Acorn is one of 40,000 participants in its partners program. Other partners include Target Corp., Goodwill Industries and Telemundo, the Spanish-language TV network. The partnerships, Mr. Buckner said, are meant to promote the count and boost the number of responses among traditionally hard-to-count populations. Mr. Buckner said Acorn represents some hard-to-count communities.

Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann of Minnesota said earlier this month that she wouldn’t answer certain questions on the 2010 Census form partially because of concerns about Acorn. A spokeswoman for Ms. Bachmann didn’t make her available for comment.

Rep. Steve King (R., Iowa) tried unsuccessfully to attach an amendment to a must-pass appropriations bill to forbid any Acorn involvement in the 2010 Census. The outspoken Mr. King is perhaps the most vocal critic of the organization, introducing a host of bills that would limit Acorn’s affairs in federal governance.

As for allegations of voter registration fraud — some Acorn employees were accused of signing up voters using names like Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and the starting lineup of the Dallas Cowboys — Acorn spokesman Scott Levenson said his organization has cooperated fully with authorities, and promptly dismissed people accused of with wrongdoing.

acorn-logoAs you can see acornisa megafraudis is often surrounded by film of Democratic politicians and corporate sleazeballs that serve as protection and financial nutrition. If the U.S. census is entrusted to these moonbats who knows if we will ever have a fair and just election again. It is hard to penetrate the shell of ACORN because any attempts to do so is often labeled as racism since most ACORN moonbats at least at the high administrative levels are African Americans. Take a look at a clip of FOX NEWS Bill O’reilly going head to shell with ACORN managers in May of 2009, including one that was blind.

Here is another clip of Fox News’ Glenn Beck and a former ACORN worker Marcel Reid discussing the fraudulent dealings of the organization. This interview is a rare gem.

In response to allegations of fraud, acornisa fraudis has decided to apply for a change in classification. They feel that their moonbat name has been tarnished by the Republicans and those in the media (FOX NEWS) whose coverage of them has been less than favorable.

Washington Examiner

ACORN drops tarnished name and moves to silence critics

By: Kevin Mooney
Commentary Staff Writer
06/21/09 5:07 PM EDT

Association of Community Organizers for Reform Now (ACORN) leaders are using the threat of a law suit to silence and intimidate critics, according to current and former members of the liberal activist group.

In a letter dated June 11 an attorney for ACORN advised top whistleblowers that their unauthorized use of the organization’s name could make them liable for monetary damages and injunctive relief.

ACORN executives have also changed their organization’s name, which was tarnished by investigations in at least 14 states of allegations of voter registration fraud during the 2008 presidential campaign, and charges by current and former members of financial mismanagement and misrepresentation.

The new name will let ACORN leaders continue their operations without worrying about prior bad publicity, according to Marcel Reid of ACORN 8, a group of present and former members.

“We’ve known for many months now that the name ACORN is going to be retired,” Reid said. “The name has been so damaged to the point where the leadership knows it simply can’t go on as it has with the ACORN label out front and center, especially after all of the reporting.”

In fact, the process has already begun, she noted. Wade Rathke, who founded the organization, announced on his blog that ACORN International has officially changed its name to “Community Organizations International.”

Example of <i>acornisa megafruadis</i> growing on trees

Example of acornisa megafruadis growing on trees

I consider the effects of the acornisa megafraudis moonbat to be among the most damaging to future elections. This sudden move for a change in classification is just another example of their propensity towards fraud and subterfuge. The idea is that people will now see their new name “Community Organizers International” and not associate them with the seeds of voter fraud.

I would like to appeal to everyone who is reading this to refer to “Community Organizers International” as  the group formerly known as ACORN.  You can do this it is easy just like when the music artist Prince did it.  Unless we do, the damage caused by this group can be extensive. Consider yourselves ACORN SQUASH . Educate your family and friends against the trickery of this moonbat.

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Moonbat Monday: Obamabuttics philius (Obamabutts) May 18, 2009

President Moonbat

Chatting on the phone with friends is one of my least favorite things and something I reserve for only my best friends. My friend “Helen” lives in Texas she is a very rare yellow rose of the Liberalis variety. It is very fortunate for our friendship that the subject of politics rarely creeps into our conservation – until this weekend. Helen is a political free bird, she voted for Nader in 2000 because she believed what the media told her about Al Gore- that he was too wooden.  Hillary Clinton was her choice for Democratic nominee but when she lost to Barack Obama, Helen easily adopted the “hopenchange” mantra.  With the Obama presidency well underway and all ready riddled with gaffes and terrible mistakes, I wondered if Helen had a change of heart about Barack Obama. I was wrong.

Cartoon displaying the Brazile Nut variety of Obamabuttics philius

Cartoon displaying the Brazile Nut variety of Obamabuttics philius

Somehow the conversation turned to our shitty economy. I asked Helen if she had noticed any change in Texas due to the stimulus. She answered “no” and I continued by bashing the stimulus not really mentioning the name Obama once.

Afrocity, I like Barack Obama and I think he is doing a good job…I voted for Hillary but you know I really like him.”  Helen was very pleasant and gracious in that Southern hospitality way when she said this to me but I still wondered if it was a warning for me to shut my mouth.

Helen was genteel but firm, “I like him a lot”

I teased, “Yes our economy sucks and Michelle Obama is wearing $500 sneakers.”

Helen was silent and said “I LIKE OBAMA..Don’t you?”

“No, I am a Republican now.”

“Oh.”

There was a momentary commemorative silence for the death of my liberalism.

“So did you see Wolverine?” Helen asked.

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Rare Obamabuttics philius crop circle found in LaJolla, CA

Funny how Barack Obama can alter even the best friendships. My dear friend of 14 years is obviously in the early stages of becoming a moonbat- a feisty but hospital Obamabuttics philius.

The Obamabuttics philius or  “Obamabutt” moonbat can be found throughout most of the United States but especially in northern urban areas and the west coast. This prolific moonbat was first discovered in 2004, after Obama gave his speech at the DNC convention.  It receives its name from its glazed over appearance and pathological love for Barack Obama. Their tongue exhibits a unique purple-ish cast from the Kool Aid they so love to consume. Obamabutts possess an unusually astute awareness of all things anti-Obama. That is the trademark for this particular moonbat- total devotion to Barack Obama and intense hatred for anyone who poses a threat to him.

Obamabuttics philius are an abundant species and easily visible. They will usually wear some sort of clothing or accesory that identifies them as an Obamabutt . To maximize the number of Obamabuttics philius species that visit your yard you’ll want to offer a variety of traps that point to your being not on board with the Obama program such as stained glass windows, a yellow ribbon displayed some place, an American flag, jockey lawn ornaments, a Hillary Clinton sticker, symbols against socialism.  However be warned, Obamabuttics philius damage is one of the biggest concerns facing conservative property owners today. For many homeowners, the threat of vandalism from raving Obamabutt problems is ever looming.

Obamabuttics philius markings. There is a real infestion going on here.

Obamabuttics philius markings. Obviously, this is a clear indication of an Obamabutt infestation.

Photo of "tweety" a nortorius Obamabuttics philius medialis. Notice the tingling of its legs.

Photo of "tweety" a nortorius Obamabuttics philius medialis. Notice the tingling of its legs.

It is believed that for every Obama moonbat, 6 more are nearby. If you have a moonbat watching partner, have him sit facing the opposite direction. When that first sign of Obama criticism rears its head, the Obamabutt will show up. Hungry and ready for a fight. Full of vitriol and accusations of racism.  Obamabuttics philius can be flakey. They are really not Democrats, neither disposed as natural supporters of the political party, but rather just lovers of Barack Obama.

Here is an example of such an exchange

Innocent voter:  I am somewhat disappointed in Obama. I though he would govern more from the center but it appears that he is not really a Democrat or a Republican-

Obamabutt: YOU ARE A RACIST!!!!!

The Obamabutt will then emit a foul death stare that attracts other Obamabutts.  They will even leave a fitting room partially dressed to confront you.  Surround you they will, until you pretend to surrender the pink—your tongue that is. Obamabuttics philius will see that it is not quite purple enough. They will attempt to fix that for ya.

For Obamabuttics philius there is no allowance for the slightest inkling of Obama criticism to muddy the water he walks on. This is especially true of Obamabuttics philius medialis. The Obamabutts in the mainstream media are among the species most potent and will go to great lengths to protect “The One”.  Wielding vast amounts of manipulation and the obvious lack of respect for ethics in journalism, the Obamabuttics philius medialis is a prominent and important architect of society’s transition into Obama mania.

The Mutated "Muttonis Obamabuttics philius" or Sheeple

The Mutated "Muttonis Obamabuttics philius" or Sheeple

Often a family member will watch a loved one suffer and plummet into advances stages of Obama mania. This is a sad sight indeed. You come home from work one day to find that your usually productive spouse has painted your Lexus and Obama’s face is now all over it.  In extreme cases the skin will break out in an Obama tattoo. Imagine making love to your girl friend, you are in for a nice session of “doggie style” and the ass in your face has the Obama hopenchange symbol plastered on each butt cheek. That would kill any erection for sure. What can you do?

This may sound like a twist of irony but there is little hope for those bitten by the hopenchange bug to change. Turning them back is possible. There are rumors that it has been done somewhere in Seattle, in a dark room with lots of shock therapy and no access to television or Twitter. When starting up a recovery program for Obamabuttics philius , I am told that one must be patient. It may take as long as several years before they discover that Barack Obama is a flip flopping fraud.  In the meantime take cautionary measures that you do not become infected by this disease. Delete all Obamagram emails that any Obamabuttics philius sends you. Do not watch Jay-z videos, MSNBC, CNN, or Good Morning America. And for God’s sake do not attend an Obama town hall meeting. I don’t care if you have been unemployed for two years. Stay away from opportunities that introduce Kool Aid into your life. No Scarlett Johansson  films, no coffee houses, Bruce Springsteen concerts, or snow boarding events. Just stay away.

Autographed Letter Signed ,

Afrocity

Obamabuttics philius medialis propaganda

Obamabuttics philius medialis propaganda

Liberalis African Americanus turned Obamabuttics philius medialis

Liberalis African Americanus turned Obamabuttics philius medialis

Obamabuttics philius exhibits rare qualities of honesty.

This Obamabuttics philius moonbat specimen exhibits rare qualities of honesty.

Obamabuttics philius redneckus being petted by Obama himself

Obamabuttics philius redneckus being petted by Obama himself

A hopless case of Obamabuttics philius vulgaris

A hopless case of Obamabuttics philius vulgaris

Advanced Obamabuttics philius . Notice the mark of the beast.

Advanced Obamabuttics philius . Notice the mark of the beast.

Obamabuttics philius in recovery. It can happen.

Obamabuttics philius in recovery. It can happen.

 

Monday Moonbat of the Week: Meglogorama simplex 2000 (Goracle) May 11, 2009

Filed under: Al Gore,Moonbats — afrocity @ 9:35 PM
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A photo displaying the camouflaging abilities of Meglogorama simplex 2000

All too often a new species of moonbat will occur totally by accident. Some species appear very early on when a new kingdom is being discovered only to disappear into to mutate into a super species. This week  we will take a look at once such moonbat super species- Meglogorama simplex 2000, or the “Goracle”.

Goracle had humble beginnings as an average well meaning liberal. He was vice president of the United States, a handsome, nice family guy. In favor of full disclosure, I will admit, that I voted for him before his lost his damn marbles. He was the epitome of liberal truth and balance then just like that- the ginger cookie snapped.  Something would change him forever from a regular even handed moderate liberal into a stark raving moonbat. How could this man, this advocate of environmental purity suddenly transform into a moonbat state of mind?

Official Card of Meglogorama simplex 2000

Official Card of Meglogorama simplex 2000

There are few if any thoroughly researched case studies of Meglogorama simplex 2000. America had just completed six years of balanced government. We had a Republican congress and two Democrats in the executive branch. Bill Clinton had reached his term limit among other things. Albert Gore Jr. decided to run for president and is victory seemed certain. Unfortunately for him fate had other plans.

The presidential election of 2000 would go down in history as one of the most hotly contested. There was no clear winner. Was it Gore or George W. Bush? The decision was left up the Supreme Court and Bush was declared the victor.

Gore came down with a case of Floraridum Screwiis Syndrome. Never quite recovering, he went into hiding. He shaved very little and consumed large amounts of Yahoo mixed with Don Quai and green tea extract.

Some varieties of Meglogorama simplex 2000 have the extraordinary ability to levitate or fly

Some varieties of Meglogorama simplex 2000 have the extraordinary ability to levitate or fly

While in solitude, Gore was a voracious reader. He experimented in his laboratory with pyrotechnics and light only leaving for nourishment and occasional sex. He was becoming stronger. He had invented the internet but this was something bigger. This new found strength allowed him to advance beyond the wooden form of Al Gore.

He emerged from his cave as Meglogorama simplex 2000 . THE GORACLE.

He would be merciless and feared among millions of lobbyist. With Nobel Prize and Oscar in hand, he became the ultimate moonbat crusader. The second wave of the environmentalist moonbats movement begins with the Goracle. Rising concern for our environment brings method to his madness and sheds light on the inconvenient truth about moonbats.

The idea that moonbats feed on mainstream media constructed fears is not in itself new. At first During the dawn of global warming hype many erroneously believed that the Goracle was rekindling forgotten dreams of clean air and energy conservation. However, what really happened was that the Goracle and the media enabled  anxiety about global warming turned into mass liberal hysteria. Even worse there is now evidence that Goracle is using green consciousness to feed his bank account.

As I have mentioned, I  have voted for the Goracle. Granted at the time, I was a Democrat and many of my positions on energy conservation were inspired by him. Keen to jump onto the global warming bandwagon, I (yes Afrocity) began recycling like a mad woman and threw away all of my fluorescent light bulbs in favor of the Goracle approved ones from IKEA. Tossed out were my crimping and curling irons. I paid $214 for a new ceramic environmentally safe curler from Sephora. My iron cost $160.  I shopped exclusive at Whole Foods in Columbus Circle and paid up to $60 to purchase 6 items. That organic cherry lemonade was really worth it.

Liberalis Organa weekly shopping circular

I explained to anyone who would listen that I needed to do this to help save the environment. I received full support from the liberal circles I traveled in, especially my friend “Summer” who was a Liberalis environmentalus organasia. Afrocity was working for the public good and the detriment of her bank account.

While looking for cheaper ways to be green, I came across several thought provoking articles at the American Thinker. My eyes began to open . I was awakened from my global warming, dawn of the organically fed zombie state.

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I began to see straight into the dark swamp pool of Al Gore’s moonbat nature. Gone is those feelings of admiration I once felt for him.  I wanted his Earth Mother-Deity wordly joy Moonbat ass out of my life. I rebelled by eating conventional produce again.

What is especially telling about the Meglogorama simplex 2000 super species is that it never discusses opposing theories such as global cooling. It is the gloom of the green angst that nurtures its soul.  Can we ever achieve a balance between man and nature without being a moonbat?

In an effort to highlight the Goracle’s tinfoil-ish traits, the guys at South Park created an episode dedicated to global warming which was personified by “Man Bear Pig.”

Autographed Letter Signed,

AFROCITY

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