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Barack Obama: There Could Be Mo’ Better Presidents June 8, 2010

From Gutter Politix

My central point against Barack Obama becoming President of the United States has always contended that he is an empty suit.   Like tofu,  whatever you flavor him with, he will comply and satisfy your hungry drooling for hope and change palate. He is not a leader, he is a game piece-  a strange brew of  FDR, John F. Kennedy, and Jimmy Carter mixed in with the arrogance of Napoleon and half as good oratory gifts of Dr.  Martin Luther King.   Still, Obama’s  presidency is more often contrasted with that of Abraham Lincoln’s.

Lincoln, who is widely known in American societal memory as “the guy who freed the slaves”,  deserves better comparisons than Barack Obama.

While one president  freed slaves, the other has become one by couching his words and actions to comply with any hint of criticism from the far left.  Moonbat protest groups, crazy pimp so-called black leaders such as Al Sharpton,  and of course the most important group to Obama of them all-  people who have sizable influence in the entertainment indsutry.  Actors, directors,  producers, fashion designers,best-selling authors, comedians, musical artists, key grips, mimes, Shrek, Lassie, and of course Spike Lee.

Now there’s someone our president should  listen to.  Go OFF Obama.  Get ghetto on BP.  Act like a brutha!!!! Tell those corporate hacks off black man style.  You are the first black president and we expected you to act….well black.  Everyone knows that as a black man, your brown skin coolness and macho mojo is more relevant when you get street on someone.  You are the HNIC (Head Nigga’ In Charge) and you are in a relative pin with this BP crap. The Vlasic Pickle Pelican is being posted all over the internet slathered in oil.

Man you better do somethin’ before we make the white liberal environmentalists who voted for you angry.  Yeah, yeah we know that caring about foliage, Dutch Elm disease,  falcons, the mating patterns  and predatory relationships of  the Rockey Mountain Timber Wolf  is not exactly a “black issue”  but you gotta at least look like you give a damn.  Word, black folk don’t even go camping but just look angry so we can get back to the important issues that blacks care about like government run healthcare and illegal immigration.  This BP oil spit thing here is a distraction.

Pelican covered in oil found on the Louisiana Coast June 3rd, 2010. (AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)

Being the black king playing piece on the liberal chess board, Obama moved to the strategic square that he was told to.

Wow.  Barry wants to know whose ass needs to be kick.  How fucking eloquent and presidential.  However, Spike Lee told Obama to “go off” and in his own wimpy way, Obama listened and not so explicitly delivered.  What a radical re-articulation of our nation’s highest office.  You mess up and Big Brutha Obama is gonna kick yo’ ass, and blame Bush later.

Why?  Because Spike Lee told him to.

A reoccurring theme in great visits to the White House are not those of foreign dignitaries.  Screw the British Prime Minister! He is small leg of mutton potatoes when you can have Jay-Z , George Clooney, and  Brad Pitt playing Grand Theft Auto with you in the Oval Office.  Put Scarlett Johansson in your  fav five.  Throw the Indian dude from the Harold and Kumar movies into your administration, maybe get a lifetime supply of White Castle Burgers for Sasha and Malia to go along with those late night serenades from the Jonas Brothers.  Now that is what I call effective networking.  America- One nation under 20th Century Fox, divisible, without liberty and legalized pot in every chicken for all.

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18 Responses to “Barack Obama: There Could Be Mo’ Better Presidents”

  1. Janelle Says:

    This might be the best description I’ve seen about this group of fly by the seat politicians. It is time to send a message……… them in and all out on a regular basis.
    Thanks, Afrocity.

  2. boldandbald Says:

    I am waiting for the MSM to accuse Obama of “cowboy politics”…….. crickets……..

  3. yttik Says:

    Good post, Afrocity.

    I heard President Obama’s ass kicking speech and hit my head on the table. We wanted strength and leadership, instead we got a whiny guy who wants to walk softly and carry a little stick.

    He was way better off as a magic ninja playing 11 dimensional chess. Any day now Obama was going to get his act together, he was just faking people out with his superior intelligence. That was almost believable. Obama as a bad ass just doesn’t work. It’s actually kind of embarrassing to watch him talk that way.

    I want the Allstate guy, President Obama. Try playing him for a change. LOL, that’s right, Dennis Haysbert. “That’s Allstate’s stand. Are you in good hands?” That man doesn’t offer to kick somebody’s ass so you’ll feel better, he’s handing out rental cars and repair checks, actual solutions to your problems. You want me to kick some ass? No, I want you to put the front end back on my car!

    • afrocity Says:


      You hit the nail on the head about Obama’s “kick ass” statement being embarrassing to watch. For me it achieved the opposite of effect of what he hoped for with voters. He appeared weak and comical.

      • Kei Says:

        Embarrassing to watch? I’d say it was more like painful. I didn’t think my opinion of Obama could get any lower, but it did. Seriously, when I first heard about the comment I kept thinking that SURELY it was just a parody, he wouldn’t really say that.


  4. manbearpig68 Says:

    Perfectly stated AC!! Maybe his next campaign he can do spots dressed up like Shaft! One baadd mutha! Goin kick some ass up in here!!

  5. Holly Says:

    Is it just me or is his gesture, with the addition of Spike Lee and Bill Maher’s (“I thought we voted for a black man who pulls out his gun…”) asinine statements, supporting the stereotypical imagery of a violent black man?

    If he is searching for an ass to kick, it’s because he is not performing his job and is seeking political cover for his own inability to lead. Plus, the only ass being kicked right now is Obama’s.

    Anyways, have a good week.

    • My thoughts exactly, if he want’s to know whose ass to kick he needs to look in a mirror. BP needs to be held accountable for what they did, that is a fact but they were really big donors to Obama and now he is trying to pretend he is angry but isn’t doing what he should do and hold them accountable he is off playing golf.

      Now he wants to sound tough and talk about the kicking of asses to make himself look good when he isn’t really doing anything. Both Obama and BP need to get a couple kicks.

      Spike Lee and Bill Maher also need a good kick for playing to the worst of racist stereotypes and for the bad jokes and the unwatchable movies.

  6. Marnie Says:

    Now he uses transparency. That’s a shame. I thought it was so obvious why he was doing this, I had even forgotten about Bill Maher’s racial comment about him. I was most offended by that.

    • afrocity Says:

      I offended by that too Marnie but you know serves Obama right. That is what you get when you allow yourself to be a racial pawn for the left. They talk about you as if you are a thing, a possession and not a human.

  7. Buttered Says:

    TOFU!!!!!!!!! ROLFMAO!!!!!!!!!

    As always I just love your commentary!

    I really appreciate your perspective!

  8. Solo Says:

    Hmm…President Tofu. That might work, all this time I’ve been referring to him as Comrade Zero and the present Congress as the Politburo.

    Meanwhile back at the ranch, Bill Maher, Spike Lee and anyone else suggesting that Tofu start acting ghetto-fabulous and “go in” on BP and “kick ass”, ALL need to drink a big bottle of SIT-YO-ASS-DOWN! Daring to encourage these stereotypes is disgusting and embarrassing. And here I thought they were so concerned about “raaaacism”!

    *rolls eyes*

  9. liontooth Says:

    If you think Obama is weak and pathetic now, OVER a domestic issue, just wait. It’s going to be getting worse. Iran’s prez is laughing at gangsta O, and that’s WITHOUT nukes. What will happen once Iran goes nu-Q-lar?

    Hey Barack, what was your campaign talk about Iran?
    Secure loose nuclear materials from terrorists:

    Obama and Biden will secure all loose nuclear materials in the world within four years, and will negotiate a verifiable global ban on the production of new nuclear weapons material to curb the spread of nuclear weapons.

    Barack Obama will pursue tough, direct diplomacy without preconditions to end the threat from Iran:

    Obama and Biden will present the Iranian regime with a clear choice. If Iran abandons its nuclear program and support for terrorism, they would offer incentives like membership in the World Trade Organization. If Iran continues its troubling behavior, Obama and Biden will step up our economic pressure and political isolation.

    And what happened to Mr. Noble Peace Prize? “Kicking Ass’ sounds like something Cheney would say (shudders).

  10. His place in history will be as the worst President the USA has had.
    I can’t decide if it is disgusting, nauseating, or horrifying to see the President of the USA conducting his role in a juvenile manner.

  11. Holly Says:


    Article from Robin of Berkeley on the oddities of President Obama. It seems to fit into your characterizing what he deems important versus what the rest of Americans deem important and analyzing the disconnect. Thought you might like it.

  12. Anon Says:

    What gets me is that after two months of listening to his “experts,” he still doesn’t know whose ass to kick.

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