My central point against Barack Obama becoming President of the United States has always contended that he is an empty suit. Like tofu, whatever you flavor him with, he will comply and satisfy your hungry drooling for hope and change palate. He is not a leader, he is a game piece- a strange brew of FDR, John F. Kennedy, and Jimmy Carter mixed in with the arrogance of Napoleon and half as good oratory gifts of Dr. Martin Luther King. Still, Obama’s presidency is more often contrasted with that of Abraham Lincoln’s.
While one president freed slaves, the other has become one by couching his words and actions to comply with any hint of criticism from the far left. Moonbat protest groups, crazy pimp so-called black leaders such as Al Sharpton, and of course the most important group to Obama of them all- people who have sizable influence in the entertainment indsutry. Actors, directors, producers, fashion designers,best-selling authors, comedians, musical artists, key grips, mimes, Shrek, Lassie, and of course Spike Lee.
Now there’s someone our president should listen to. Go OFF Obama. Get ghetto on BP. Act like a brutha!!!! Tell those corporate hacks off black man style. You are the first black president and we expected you to act….well black. Everyone knows that as a black man, your brown skin coolness and macho mojo is more relevant when you get street on someone. You are the HNIC (Head Nigga’ In Charge) and you are in a relative pin with this BP crap. The Vlasic Pickle Pelican is being posted all over the internet slathered in oil.
Man you better do somethin’ before we make the white liberal environmentalists who voted for you angry. Yeah, yeah we know that caring about foliage, Dutch Elm disease, falcons, the mating patterns and predatory relationships of the Rockey Mountain Timber Wolf is not exactly a “black issue” but you gotta at least look like you give a damn. Word, black folk don’t even go camping but just look angry so we can get back to the important issues that blacks care about like government run healthcare and illegal immigration. This BP oil spit thing here is a distraction.
Being the black king playing piece on the liberal chess board, Obama moved to the strategic square that he was told to.
Wow. Barry wants to know whose ass needs to be kick. How fucking eloquent and presidential. However, Spike Lee told Obama to “go off” and in his own wimpy way, Obama listened and not so explicitly delivered. What a radical re-articulation of our nation’s highest office. You mess up and Big Brutha Obama is gonna kick yo’ ass, and blame Bush later.
A reoccurring theme in great visits to the White House are not those of foreign dignitaries. Screw the British Prime Minister! He is small leg of mutton potatoes when you can have Jay-Z , George Clooney, and Brad Pitt playing Grand Theft Auto with you in the Oval Office. Put Scarlett Johansson in your fav five. Throw the Indian dude from the Harold and Kumar movies into your administration, maybe get a lifetime supply of White Castle Burgers for Sasha and Malia to go along with those late night serenades from the Jonas Brothers. Now that is what I call effective networking. America- One nation under 20th Century Fox, divisible, without liberty and legalized pot in every chicken for all.
Autographed Letter Signed,