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Misogyny Alert: MILF Toast Served From The Patriarch’s Den August 19, 2009

Filed under: Feminism,Women,Women's Rights — afrocity @ 9:29 AM
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canadian_cougar_posterIf you are a woman over 35 years of age you are a cougar whether you like it or not. The proliferation of single women in their late 30’s and 40’s have sparked a new smear campaign brought to you by the patriarchy.

Cougar women are the latest installment of a revived misogynistic sensation since Obama was elected.

Because after all every woman over 35 wants to get laid by a sexually immature 25 year old guy that will give us money for a cab ride home from his dorm room or mother’s basement.  I find the “cougar” phenomenon particularly cruel because it targets two kinds of women. Those who have every right to pursue happiness by getting on with their lives after a losing a spouse to death or divorce, or women who have spent a great deal of their 20’s cultivating a professional career.

Using the cougar as a metaphor, to describe old women on the prowl, hunting for fresh (young) meat is not only offensive but it is also contradictory to modern day treatment of older men who “hunt” younger women in search of a “shopping spree” at H&M in exchange for her un-cellulited buttocks and dim bulb adoration.  What comes out of this male constructed sexual vocabulary of cougar, MILF (mom’s I would like to fuck), Demi-chicks- is an assault on women born in the 60’s and 70’s.  It negates the female constructed positive images of women in their 40’s such as Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek, Halle Berry and others who stunningly prove that 40 is the new 30.  Women please do not embrace this cougar meme. It is not empowering.

MILFDefinition of COUGAR according to Urban Dictionary or “dick-a-pedia” in this case:

1. Cougar

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity — particularly the true hotties — as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

“That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn’t know existed, I’m goin back for more.”

2.     Cougar

(see also hunt, prowl, corner, pounce). Noun. A 35+ year old female who is on the “hunt” for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. “Man is cougar’s number one prey”

Millions of them. More famously, Demi and Ashton, Naomi Watts and Heath Ledger, Joan Collins and her hubby, Cameron and Justin, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins.

3. Cougar

A Cougar is a female, usually between thirty and fifty years-old, who enjoys the sexual company of younger men.

Cougars are only usually interested in men under the age of twenty-five. Also, Cougars are non-committal, choosing to move from mate to mate without ever settling down. It is not uncommon for the same Cougar to attack (sleep with) many different men in the same group of friends. Furthermore, Cougars are older and more practiced in the ways of snaring a mate so they will rarely broadcast their intentions to sleep with you until you are already in her Jetta, headed for the condo she just bought. It is this elusive behavior that earns her the name “Cougar.”

“Hey Jerry, I’m about to go buy this girl a drink, want to come along? I think she has a friend next to her”


“Naw, theres a cougar in the corner that seems to be stalking me, I’m going to hold out for her”

milfs-saggy-demotivational-posterIf you are dating in your 30’s, 40’s, 50’s and beyond, establish yourself as women with standards, who share a common desire for QUALITY companionship now matter what the prospect’s age.  Your 30’s and 40’s often signal the height of your careers, personal freedom and confidence. Do not let men shape the way you feel about yourselves, especially young keg floating men who you can bet your Prada thong will never call themselves cougars once they turn 35 year old summer intern skirt chasers.

The patriarchy will do anything to keep the self-esteem of a woman down.  Since the 1980’s women have become more assertive and independent when juxtaposed by the obvious decline of the male hairline, bank account and ego, you can expect that MILF and Cougar are the verbal assault tools of an oppressive and envious comb over patriarcy and possibly a generation of younger women who unfortunately take feminism ten steps back.

They voted in overwhelming amounts for Barack Obama, remember. They wore tee shirts claiming  that “Sarah Palin Is A CUNT”.

Violence against women has been on the rise as well as open verbal criticism concerning our parenting decisions, intelligence and sexual identities.  Respond to derogatory labeling with negative feedback. During every decade, there is a moment of testing that we all must endure as feminists. Recently many of us have failed that test. Leave it to the patriarchy to crystallize our every wrinkle in time, unless we chip away piece by piece, we will never be free to be the girls who just want to have fun.

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AFROCITY

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8 Responses to “Misogyny Alert: MILF Toast Served From The Patriarch’s Den”

  1. One of those moments I am glad we happened on the PUMA acronym. It wasn’t intended to, but the perfect turning of the tables.

  2. TheRealKim Says:

    Those definitions do not include the simple fact that younger men are now pursuing older women with a vengeance. I have been pursued by more younger men than older. Personally, I find it rather distasteful that any one would think that I have the time and patience to train another child.

  3. Peter Says:

    Well, Afrocity, if you’d stop running around disguised as a 24 year old…

    Seriously, though, the chasing (and being chased by) women above the age of thirty-five is nothing new. After all Ben Frankin wrote a booklet titled “In Praise Of Older Women”. The violence, both verbal and physical is fairly new. Although there has always been domestic violence it is only fairly recently that violence against women has been celebrated in song. If song is the right word for rap.

    Men who beat their spouses were, if seldom arrested, shunned by decent people. Now we have lost the concept of decent people.

  4. Shay Says:

    I once thought that I was the only black moderate-conservative black feminist on the planet. Then I came across the writings of Somali-Dutch politico & writer Ayaan Hirsi Ali. Then France’s Rama Yade. And a couple of months ago, your blogs. Good piece.

    If you don’t chase after younger men, are you still a “cougar”?

  5. Shay Says:

    I once thought that I was the only black moderate-conservative black feminist on the planet. Then I came across the writings of Somali-Dutch politico & writer Ayaan Hirsi Ali. Then France’s Rama Yade. And a couple of months ago, your blogs. Good piece.

    If you don’t chase after younger men, are you still a “cougar”?
    Oops…forgot to say great post! Looking forward to your next one.

  6. This is getting really old. Domestic violence is just plain wrong irrespective of which sex commits it. Misogyny is wrong but so is Mysandry. Then there is the seemingly never ending litany of supposed wrongs, always committed by men. Read about that here: http://www.mediaradar.org/docs/RADARreport-50-DV-Myths.pdf

    As for MILF’s? I love them! Now, am I a dirty old man because I think Afrocity is a fox? Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to stick with over the hill “cougars!” 🙂


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