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John Edwards You ARE The Father August 13, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — afrocity @ 8:08 AM

Edwards Breaking News, according to some news sources it turns out that Breck Girl politician John Edwards is indeed the father of a daughter Frances mothered by his mistress, Rielle Hunter.

The National Examiner

John Edwards: Love Child Baby Daddy

August 12, 12:25 PM

The National Enquirer is reporting that a top secret DNA test has established that onetime Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards is the father of the baby daughter of his former mistress Rielle Hunter. The story says that “Multiple sources confirm the bombshell development, and reveal lawyers for the disgraced presidential candidate are privately hammering out child support payments.”

The paternity test is the latest blow to the disgraced former candidate, contradicting his impassioned denials in televised confessional on ABC’s Nightline last year. In the interview, Edwards admitted his extramarital dalliance with Hunter, but denied that he had fathered her love child.
Adding insult to injury for the woebone North Carolina politician, Rielle has apparently testified against the erstwhile US Senator and vice presidential candidate before a federal grand jury that’s invesgating possible campaign finance violations.  According to the report, Edwards may  have secretly redirected to her – and  her testimony could send him to the federal pen.

As The Enquirer previously reported, the cover-up involved alleged “hush money” paid to the baby mama as well as Andrew Young, a former Edwards aide who played the beard and dutifully claimed the baby was his. The long-running tabloid maintains that Edwards’ national finance chairman, Fred Baron, was the bagman in the deal, making cash payoffs to Rielle in a now clearly futile attempt to buy her silence.

Reports of Fox News executives high-fiving each other in the halls have not been corroborated.


Baby Frances and mom Hunter Rielle

It is laughable that Edwards had the nerve to attempt a comeback despite his infidelity. Stay in the political graveyard John Edwards.

I knew that baby looked just like you.

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21 Responses to “John Edwards You ARE The Father”

  1. OW–ACK!! so scary, that picture–it burns–holy cow, geez, I’m blind now!!

    • kywrite Says:

      My sentiments exactly — which is why I now have my finger on the pg-dn button when I open this page! (shudder!)

  2. bob Says:

    heheheh–I wish him all the worst. Couldn’t stand that guy. There was a video going around U tube showing him preening his stupid hair, minute after minute, some bimbo helping him out.

    All the worst to you, Johnboy.

    Another good post, Afrocity.

  3. bob Says:

    By the way, this is another thing has me worried about Obumble. So far, I haven’t heard allegations of womanizing. This has me somewhat worried, as womanizing politicians, at least in my recollection, seem to be a little more ‘laid back’ and don’t take themselves so damned seriously.

  4. kimberly Says:

    i cant belive that anyone had any doubt…look at the boy…he looks just like Edwards…..
    i am sure he knew this all along

  5. boldandbald Says:

    AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Quick someone pass the Brain Bleach!!

  6. johninca Says:

    If Edwards could move in with Rod Blagojevich, there might be some potential for a decent sitcom. “Can two corrupt Democrats share an apartment without driving each other crazy?”

  7. Politicians can come back from marital infidelity. They can’t come back from willfully shirking fatherhood for 18 months.

    (And if that second sentence proves to be false, then our republic is truly effed in the proverbial a.)

    • kywrite Says:

      Wonder if Edwards winces when Obama’s PSAs about fatherhood come on in his neighborhood?

      Nah. Cause he took care of his responsibilities. Sorta.

  8. Bebe Says:

    He should have kept himself undercontrol.But pay the money to the child , it looks more like her, but the nose and lips, yes,John , sorry , we know you did not mean for this to happen. And to disgrace Elizabeth,was not intended but Ms.Hunter did.

  9. Joanelle Says:

    ok, so why hasn’t Elizabeth dumped him? Good grief, and he was supposed to be the “good guy” eeeeuuch! 😦

  10. bob Says:

    It would never work. They would be constantly fighting over the hair dryer and brush.

    Heh, ain’t that the truth!

  11. wmcb Says:

    Speaking of corrupt Democrats, “I’m not a doctor, but I play one at town hall meetings”

    One of the women at Sheila Jackson Lee’s town hall, who asked a question totally supportive of Obama’s “plan” and who claimed to be a pediatric primary care physician, is no such thing.

    She’s an Obama delegate, and a sociology student. Not even close to a pediatrician.

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