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Low on Energy? You Need PUSSY- Natural Energy (Drink) April 13, 2009

Filed under: Feminism — afrocity @ 8:06 PM
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CALLING ALL FEMINISTS

Look there is a great natural energy drink on the market in the United Kingdom. PUSSY a natural energy drink. Sponsored by MTV and the UK club scene

PUSSY is created by Pussy LTD. According to their website Pussy Drinks :

Pussy is a 100% natural drink. No nasty chemicals and nothing manufactured. It is made for people looking for a natural alternative.

The name Pussy shocks and demands attention – that’s the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence.

Umm, Okay but you could have named it Penis. Once you get past the name, the real question is whether or not PUSSY is good for you. How can PUSSY change your life? Exactly what’s in that PUSSY anyway?

Pussy is unique. It is made with a blend of fresh white grape juice from Southern Italy, pressed Mexican limes and lightly carbonated water. These are then mixed with Grenadilla and Lychee flavours, infused with six selected botanical herbs :

* Milk Thistle »
* Guarana »
* Siberian Ginseng »
* Sarsaparilla »
* Schizandra »
* Ginkgo Biloba »

A Mediterranean thistle which helps protect and improve liver function. Famously used as a hangover remedy for ‘the-morning-after-
the-night-before’

Sounds great. So who drinks PUSSY?:

Pussy has been fueling the celebrity and party scene for some time. Premieres, festivals and launch parties have all seen Pussy involved both in/out of the UK scene. We work closely with the top bars and clubs to ensure we support the best parties

Are you as completely sold on this natural remedy and craving a tall glass of PUSSY as much as I am?

The next time you see a friend and he looks down in the dumps just say GOT PUSSY?

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27 Responses to “Low on Energy? You Need PUSSY- Natural Energy (Drink)”

  1. LJSNAustin Says:

    OMFG!!

  2. Layzrydr Says:

    Or you can have the real thing, Juicy!

  3. I don’t know how I feel about drinking from a can of pussy.

  4. manbearpig68 Says:

    Sounds like it could be a Madonna Corporate Venture. Does the Pussy come in different flavors?

  5. Throbert McGee Says:

    I just want to point out that Redd Foxx was doing “Prune Tang” jokes back in the 70s, if not earlier.

  6. […] You have GOT to be kidding me 2009 April 13 by bluelyon Speechless. I don’t even know where to start. […]

  7. bluelyon Says:

    That sound you hear is my jaw hitting the floor.

  8. RalphB Says:

    Never had Pussy with added Milk Thistle. May have to try that.

  9. afrocity Says:

    Do you think Pussy would sell in the United States?

    • boldandbald Says:

      Go to a street corner in almost any major city and you will find that it already is. 😉

  10. BlueCanuck Says:

    *speechless*

    on the other hand. I bet all those ingredients aren’t from where they say they’re from.

  11. HT Says:

    My first reaction was – you’ve got to be kidding me. Then I realized it was seriously real. So much for years of working for women’s rights.
    This is not funny, not at all. Sorry if I sound like an old, dessicated prune, but these kinds of innuendo weren’t funny when Redd Foxx did them, 30+ years ago (unless you were a hormonally driven pre pubescent or reasonable facsimile thereof), and they aren’t funny today.
    Afrocity, glad you highlighted this.
    Ever wonder why they don’t market a drink that named after a nasty sexual nickname for a penis. Ever wonder where these marketing genuises get their ideas? Ever wonder exactly who buys these types of products? Market demographics – wonder why this product is even on the market, check market demographics.
    Sorry for the rant, but this type of crap sets females firmly back.

  12. paranoidpyro Says:

    I dunno, it seems pretty bad in theory. In my experience, I usually have less energy after getting my hands on some Pussy.

  13. SimoFish Says:

    I low can we go ?? This is just crass.

  14. edgeoforever Says:

    Hey, it’s nothing new, really. James Bond can drink galore of it!

  15. boldandbald Says:

    If I get it without the thistle would that be a bald pussy?

    On a serious note, I find this mildly amusing and wouldn’t have a major problem with it being marketed here as long as it was only marketed in bars or liquor stores where kids shouldn’t be in the first place. I certainly wouldn’t want to see a billboard on the side of the highway advertising it.

  16. TheRealKim Says:

    Thats just. . . I mean . . . WTF?

  17. TorchWood Says:

    You gotta be frakking kidding me..!

  18. UberInfidel67 Says:

    ROFLMAO****************


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