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Attention Curators of Hopenchange! Announcing the Yes Pecan! 57 Flavors. Name that Obama Ice Cream Flavor contest! April 8, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — afrocity @ 1:36 PM
Russian advertisement for "Obama Duet Ice Cream", created by Russian ad agency, Voskhod, Yekaterinburg

Russian advertisement for "Obama Duet Ice Cream", created by Russian ad agency, Voskhod, Yekaterinburg

TIME TO GET YOUR SWIRL ON!!!!!

I am announcing my Name that Obama Ice Cream Flavor Contest. The winner will receive a $30 gift card to Cold Stone Creamery!!!

Contest ends April 30, 2009

In case up have not heard in  January 2009 Ben&Jerry Ice Cream announced a new flavor. Yes Pecan!!!! The Unofficial Obama (aka pampers) Ice Cream.

From the BJ website (take that anyway you want to):

YES PECAN!” An Inspirational Blend! Amber Waves of Buttery Ice Cream With Roasted Non-Partisan Pecans.
If you decide to indulge in some “Yes Pecan” in Scoop Shops during the month of January, Ben & Jerry’s is donating the proceeds to the Common Cause Education Fund.

Common Cause is a nonpartisan, nonprofit advocacy organization founded as a vehicle for citizens to make their voices heard in the political process. They are committed to honest, open and accountable government, as well as encouraging citizen participation in democracy. Their Education Fund conducts research, education, and outreach activities. Check out http://www.commoncause.org to take action.

Surely someone can do better than that!!!

Earlier on the The COFFEE SHOP Blog (http://thecoffeeshopblog.blogspot.com/)someone suggested:

“BARACKY ROAD”. Half vanilla, half chocolate, lots of nuts, flakes and fruits. And very expensive. Costs arm, leg and first male offspring

Have a better suggestion? Can we come up with 57 flavors for Obamatron Nation?

Remember if you win the hopenchange curators at ALS are not responsible for your expanding waistline.  Too many samples of hopenchange will leave you with a blue tongue and bitter taste in yer mouth.

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40 Responses to “Attention Curators of Hopenchange! Announcing the Yes Pecan! 57 Flavors. Name that Obama Ice Cream Flavor contest!”

  1. Ford_Prefect Says:

    OK, how about arugula flavored ice cream with dark and white chocolate chips served, of course, in a waffle cone with honey dribble over the top. No nuts, since he doesn’t have any. We could call it Arugulable.

  2. afrocity Says:

    Good one Ford. You have to give it a name but it sounds good for the 57 states, oops, I mean flavors. 😉

    • Ford_Prefect Says:

      I did name it. Geesh, aren’t you going to read my posts all the way through? I’m outta here.

      /do sarc tags work here?

  3. afrocity Says:

    I will accept sarc tags. LOL. I see it now Arugulable

    How about Arugulably Delicious?

    There FTFY!

    • Ford_Prefect Says:

      That works! Looks like I will be changing my nic for your site. There is already someone parading around with my name. Once I get my account verified I will reveal the new me!

  4. garychapelhill Says:

    how about “can’t I just eat my vanilla in a waffle cone in peace?”

  5. chatblu Says:

    Howsabout “Blue Chips Frapped”: A scintillating blend of vanilla with shredded bit of blue chip stock certificates swirled for a deeply blue experience. Or, “Bitter Brickle” A bitter chocolate base with chips of hard feelings throughout. What a great idea, afrocity.

  6. chatblu Says:

    And the ever popular “Butterscotch Bonus” with twenty million bits of butterscotch that appear after you have consumed or destroyed your cone?

  7. garychapelhill Says:

    or just the shorthand version: Bitterscotch

  8. afrocity Says:

    I submit Peanut Butter and Barney Sandwich.
    You can come up with your own visual on that one.

  9. afrocity Says:

    Email submission:

    ” L-Ayers Cake”

    For the domestic terrorist in you. Especially wrapped in fragments of an American flag that has been stomped on.

    Guaranteed to be –DA BOMB

    After eating it you will say “We didn’t do enough”

  10. boldandbald Says:

    Gotta go! Later Letters!

  11. chatblu Says:

    How about the special “Take Homeless” packages for those who no longer have a home?

  12. chatblu Says:

    oooooh! How about “Financial crunch” A long green ice cream with crunchy nuggets dripping edible red ink.

  13. afrocity Says:

    Suggested. Fried Chicken Ice cream with Tapas.

  14. dmerline Says:

    How about Rock Road To Recovery?

  15. gxm17 Says:

    Beautiful site, afrocity!

    You all are so wickedly clever. I’m just wicked so I couldn’t come up with anything printable except a flavor that tastes like New Coke and is called “Hey, I didn’t order this $#@%!”

    • afrocity Says:

      The “New Coke” that is great.

      The “Classic” (Hillary) tastes better- stronger. The real thing.

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  17. BlueCanuck Says:

    Hmmm, I submit three flavours. Coffee for Kenya, Durian for Indonesia, and Macadamia for Hawaii. Now what to call it……

  18. madamab Says:

    Can we call it “Post-Partisan Paradise?”

    A blended harmony of vanilla and chocolate, flavors which used to strive for domination, but which now work together sweetly and joyously thanks to the unifying presence of Our Dear Leader!

    P.S. Great blog afrocity!

    • afrocity Says:

      Thanks Madamab! That is so flattering coming from a gifted blogger like yourself.

      I love “Post-Partisan Paradise” but unfortunately that flavor was promised but never delivered 😉

  19. chatblu Says:

    How about Post-Partisan Paradise Lost? The aforementioned ice cream that leaps from the cone?

  20. Valorie Says:

    How about “Commiesalatte”-A cappucino flavored ice cream with cigar shaped marshmallows and ribbons of the finest Venezuelan dark chocolate syrup running throughout.

    In honor of Obama’s latest BFF’s, of course.

    Drudgereport has the latest pictures (make sure you have an empty stomach first)


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