But if you ask a Democrat, America has 99 problems and they need your money to fix them. Included in the list of 99 problems is not one bitch.
Not one Hillary.
Not one Palin.
For some people, the 99 problems equate to 99 weeks. The exact number of weeks they may or may not have money to feed their families.
I have 99 problems which make me much too busy to blog. Work more, buy less.
From this article on the Future of Capitalism.com
December 4, 2010
Harvard economics professor and former Bush administration official Greg Mankiw has a post up about whether to extend unemployment insurance:
‘when I hear economists advocate the extension of UI to 99 weeks, I am tempted to ask, would you also favor a further extension to 199 weeks, or 299 weeks, or 1099 weeks? If 99 weeks is better than 26 weeks, but 199 is too much, how do you know?….’
I should note, by the way, that economists who strongly favor the extension of UI benefits, such as those who signed this letter, also tend to favor more income redistribution in general. I suspect, therefore, that the foundation of their support comes not from having weighed the specific pros and cons of UI per se, but rather from a more general desire to “spread the wealth around.” That issue is, as I tell my students, more a matter of political philosophy than it is of economics.
One of Professor Mankiw’s objections — that extending unemployment insurance “reduces the job search efforts of the unemployed” — could be addressed in part by turning unemployment into something more like a health savings account, where if an individual gets a job before the benefits expire the individual gets to somehow keep the unused portion of the benefits in an account that can grow for the next time around.
Conservatives and Democrats will give you a different answer.
Afrocity is on the fence. My mother went from one form of government assistance to another. The scales tipped more in favor of welfare but once in 1979, she worked for the “city” as a desk clerk. When she was subsequently laid off, she received unemployment. Unsurprisingly, I felt more legitimate when she was on unemployment. The check was larger- $625 as opposed to the paltry $225 we received on welfare. Unemployment also meant my mother had at one time actually had a job.
We were not on unemployment for 99 weeks…It was more like 20 weeks. I believe it ran out then mom made the transition back to the welfare boat. It would be 15 years before she looked for work again.
But getting back to my actual question of is unemployment welfare and are the Republicans being meanie weanies for cutting it off at 99 weeks and before you answer– do you know how long 99 weeks is?
99 weeks =1.89737112 years
That is a long time to be unemployed.
That is a long time to create 99 problems.
Whole Foods- November 15, 2010.
Afrocity is standing in the grocery line chastising herself for once again succumbing to the lure of organic produce and wholesome pumpkin flavored ice cream at $5.99 (on sale) for a 1/4 of a pint. The woman in front of me spread her grocery selections on the checkout conveyor belt . Aloe Vera Juice at 8$, green tea rice $5 a bag, venison, apple hickory duck sausage. The total bill came to $254 and she paid with a foodstamp card. Suddenly my guilt melted away. No longer did the $5.99 ice cream seem so bad, or my fennel bulbs, or horseradish cheese spread. My bill was around $57 and I paid with my own hard earned cash. That woman was eating better than I was and using my tax dollars to do it. Does this woman have 99 problems?
Michigan Avenue- Chicago, Il- December 4, 2010
Crate and Barrel had a 20% off all Christmas ornament sale. I needed a topper for my tree. Instead of being greeted at the door by carolers, I was greeted by protesters of extending the Bush tax cuts to evil rich people who make over $250K- You know like the small business owner- a woman recently widowed, who runs a small chain of mom and pop knitting shop in Chicago’s fabric district. She has lots of medical bills to pay from her husband’s Hospice care and cancer treatments. Two kids in college too. Does this woman have 99 problems?
She is a woman and the tax cuts are not bad for her but apparently NOW thinks so because she has a vagina . Oh I forgot to add that NOW would have no problem with her being called a whore or a cunt-especially when they know that she makes over $250K.
Does NOW have 99 problems?
All throughout the year, Michelle Obama, eats lobster, wears $500 tennis shoes… She has even released her favorite things list- Just like Oprah. Too bad the average American cannot afford most of it.
Does Michelle Obama have 99 problems?
You see everyone has 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one of them but I can certainly tell you who is…
Autographed Letter Signed,